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« on: June 07, 2007, 01:04 AM »

I know that this is considerably more effort than you ever expected anyone to put into this, Dave, but I've been wanting to do something like this and AoJaD seemed like a good vehicle. That's right, it's the John and Dave movie.

I'd just like to apologise for my horrendous attempt at an American accent. In fact, I feel I should apologise for most aspects of this.

Enjoy!
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« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2007, 01:21 AM »

Dude, that fucking rocked. I could not have thought of a better way to spend 84 million dollars.
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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2007, 03:12 AM »

Well, time to close up the thread.  It's not going to get any better than that.
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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2007, 03:44 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2007, 07:30 AM »

There has got to be a way to implement some kind of button that gives Binary prizes whenever we push it.
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« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2007, 07:58 AM »

I imagined John's voice to be more like Dave's and vice versa.

But other than that, top notch. I plan on applauding you every time I come near a thread you posted in.
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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2007, 09:35 AM »

I think Binary making that was the whole purpose of the Universe.  Any day now, the Universe will begin shrinking in on itself, and God will clap his hands together and say, "my work is done here."

Maybe that was a bit too much of a compliment but... hey it was awesome.
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« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2007, 09:43 AM »

I imagined John's voice to be more like Dave's and vice versa.

If you noticed a difference between the voices at all, then I'm glad.

I caught a cold halfway through making this, and in the last half I'm trying to articulate the voices with a stuffy nose.
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« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2007, 12:53 PM »

HAT!
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« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2007, 04:51 PM »

I know that this is considerably more effort than you ever expected anyone to put into this, Dave, but I've been wanting to do something like this and AoJaD seemed like a good vehicle. That's right, it's the John and Dave movie.

Wow.  That blew my fucking mind.

When I link it from the front page, is it better to link the embedded YouTube right into the AoJaD page, or would you rather I link to your site so you get the traffic?

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« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2007, 05:04 PM »

Fuck. That's awesome. I'm giving up porn and I'm masturbating to that video from now on.
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« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2007, 05:08 PM »

Binary man, that was fucking cool as fuck.

The picture of them as kids was beautiful.

Well done.
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« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2007, 05:13 PM »

And again Binary has made me glad that there's an internet.
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« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2007, 06:14 PM »

That was brilliant, Binary.  And the Benny Hill bit was effing inspired. 

Well done.
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« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2007, 06:54 PM »

I haven't laughed that hard in a while. That was absolutely magnificent, Binary.

The "beer-flavored ass" line was probably my favorite, but I think I was laughing at least once every ten seconds. Wonderful.
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« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2007, 07:17 PM »

When I link it from the front page, is it better to link the embedded YouTube right into the AoJaD page, or would you rather I link to your site so you get the traffic?

I... hmm.... I'm not sure. The traffic would be sweet. You can do both if you like.
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« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2007, 07:19 PM »

The "beer-flavored ass" line was probably my favorite, but I think I was laughing at least once every ten seconds. Wonderful.

That's actually John's joke, I saw it on his Myspace. Whatever I was drinking at the time came out my nose.
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« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2007, 08:20 PM »

I can't stop watching it. It's like if everything I've ever wanted was all condensed into a naked Julia Roberts holding a bagel.
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« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2007, 09:05 PM »

Damn you Binary!  How am I supposed to play both this and Nav's YTMND in an endless loop on my computer?

Seriously though, that was awesome.
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« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2007, 12:28 AM »

I tip my HAT! to you. I would've been happy with just that picture of young John and Dave.  But there was that and like nine more minutes of pure awesome.
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