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« on: May 08, 2007, 08:15 PM »
That's the collective traffic spread across, like, 110 episodes.  But still.

Wait... did we just make 110 episodes of AoJaD?  What the fuck were we thinking?

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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2007, 08:17 PM »
I think it's now time to start a religion.
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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2007, 08:36 PM »
I think a party is in order.
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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2007, 08:45 PM »
A political party?
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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2007, 08:52 PM »
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A political party?

This could also be a great idea
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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2007, 09:59 PM »
I call president!
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« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2007, 10:00 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2007, 10:13 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2007, 10:17 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2007, 10:19 PM »
Too late, you called it.  The trough is on the left.  You'll also need to ensure the bestiality is new every day, otherwise John gets a little testy.
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« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2007, 10:26 PM »
What's the preorder numbers looking like, Dave?  I've been link-whoring it and extorting friends into preordering.
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« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2007, 10:45 PM »
Quote from: Wodowick on May 08, 2007, 10:26 PM
What's the preorder numbers looking like, Dave?  I've been link-whoring it and extorting friends into preordering.

We don't get real-time numbers.  It's not like CafePress where I knew within the hour when somebody ordered.  The company collects the orders and when Permuted has it available for sale, they tell them how many copies they need.  We'll only know then.
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« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2007, 01:10 AM »
And how are those chest pains, by the way?
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« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2007, 06:26 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2007, 07:51 PM »
Quote from: David Wong on May 08, 2007, 08:15 PM
That's the collective traffic spread across, like, 110 episodes.  But still.

Wait... did we just make 110 episodes of AoJaD?  What the fuck were we thinking?

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/johnanddave/index.shtml

The millionth visitor should get a free prize or something. Nothing expensive, mind you. I suggest a million of those "millionth visitor" pop-up ads. That'd be wicked cool, if not outrageously annoying!
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« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2007, 08:11 PM »
How about a million of those, what are they called... dollars
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« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2007, 06:43 AM »
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« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2007, 03:37 PM »
Are there any other kind?
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