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« Reply #260 on: October 09, 2009, 11:48 PM »
Are your parents assholes? 'cause you're the shit.
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« Reply #261 on: October 10, 2009, 05:59 PM »
No word of a lie, I once tried picking up a girl by telling her a dead baby joke. The blender one.

I then found out she was a rape victim.
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« Reply #262 on: October 10, 2009, 06:44 PM »
So did the line work, or not?
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Bender: So, do you know what I'm gonna do before I do it?
God: Yes.
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Non sequitur? No one said that. I'll have sequitur.


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« Reply #263 on: October 11, 2009, 02:42 AM »
Wait a minute, I missed something somewhere. Was she raped by a blender, or a dead baby?
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« Reply #264 on: October 13, 2009, 10:07 PM »
"Do you believe in short meaningless flings at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Bet you a blow job you wont fuck me tonight."
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« Reply #265 on: October 13, 2009, 11:20 PM »
"I bet you that I have a cock that hangs below my knees"

"Do you know what do I have in common with Scooby Doo? We're both Great Danes and like to take care of things doggy style"

If I were a dwarf I would walk up to normal height women and tell them that their hair smells nice.
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