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« Reply #160 on: May 30, 2008, 09:39 PM »
Here's one that I've used in the recent past, and it seemed to work, only because the subject gave me the perfect lead-in.

Her: (long rambling story about her last boyfriend cheaing on her, then...) I'm through with boys for a while.

Me: Good plan. Now, you should try dating men.

I have yet to see the results of this, but we're still talking, so outlook is still positive.


Another one that really depends on the situation is:

(brief conversation with subject on boring, inane topic, then awkward lull in conversation, leading to...)
Me: So, wanna make out?
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« Reply #161 on: May 30, 2008, 09:53 PM »
And yes, I realized too late that I'd posted that last one in this exact same thread about 6 months ago. Fuck me if I'm lame.
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« Reply #162 on: June 23, 2008, 04:35 PM »
"You're an attractive woman. Have you ever read The Collector?"
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« Reply #163 on: June 23, 2008, 08:59 PM »
one my friend"s cousin told her:
I'd rip out my eyes so you would have more holes to screw me.

and my personal favorite:
Hey that shirt looks pretty becoming on you, but I'm sure if I were on you I'd be coming too.
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« Reply #164 on: June 23, 2008, 09:19 PM »
I'm reasonably certain this one hasn't come up here yet.

Is that a basic land in your pants? Because i wanna tap that ass!
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« Reply #165 on: June 24, 2008, 10:42 PM »
A guy at a bar once said to me, "I'm hung like a baby...7 pounds, 21 inches."  I laughed so hard I fell over.

A different guy at a different bar once said to me, "I'd pay money to jerk off in your hair."  I never wanted a shank so badly.
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« Reply #166 on: June 26, 2008, 08:22 AM »
Pick-up lines are old sausages. Real men use large bricks to explain to women how they feel abouth them. Needless to say, real men don't get laid much.
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« Reply #167 on: June 28, 2008, 04:41 PM »
my two faves:

from cheech
"hey, let me clear you a seat"(wipes mouth)


(dip two fingers in a drink, wipe one on yourself and one on her)
"so how about we go somewhere and get out of these wet clothes?"
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« Reply #168 on: June 28, 2008, 11:40 PM »
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
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« Reply #169 on: June 28, 2008, 11:47 PM »
May I lick your forehead?

(To be fair, that one only worked once.  And I REALLY regretted it.)
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« Reply #170 on: June 28, 2008, 11:59 PM »
is your dad retarded? cause you make me feel special.
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« Reply #171 on: June 30, 2008, 06:40 AM »
Me and my friends have competitions of who can come up with the funniest and the other person has to say them to a girl.

Here's one I thought of: You can't tell, but, underneath all these clothes I'm actually naked.

PS my friends have a joke about the most disturbing thing whenwhispered sexily sounds awesome eg. "My drains locked, do you have a pluger?" or "I need someone to clean out my pool" it works on anything
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« Reply #172 on: July 06, 2008, 08:32 PM »
Are you going to shave those legs, or should I?
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« Reply #173 on: July 07, 2008, 12:35 PM »
You know for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much.
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« Reply #174 on: July 07, 2008, 05:57 PM »
If I was a heart, would you let me beat?
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« Reply #175 on: July 07, 2008, 08:40 PM »
Not sure if this has come up yet.

"If I ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
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« Reply #176 on: July 08, 2008, 05:27 AM »
Guy in a bar walks up to a bunch of women with his schlong hanging out his fly.

'Hey, whatcha think of my new shoes?'
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« Reply #177 on: July 09, 2008, 08:22 PM »
Quote from: SpacePope on July 07, 2008, 08:40 PM
"If I ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
That one does not work. Nearly every girl replies with a cold "maybe".
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« Reply #178 on: July 09, 2008, 10:06 PM »
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« Reply #179 on: July 10, 2008, 05:11 AM »
Wow, that one made my pants drop to my ankles.
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