What are the best and/or worst pick-up lines you have ever heard?

My worst: This was used on me by some horny teenager. He asked me if I "liked stuff" before following it up with another question:

"So what's your cup size? D? Double D?"

I was mildly amused for a few moments before ordering him to go fuck his cat because that's as close as he's ever going to get to te real thing.

Yours?

The girl i used this on i've been going out with for a little over a year, so the results may be a little skewed as compared to someone i'd just met. It went like this:

"Baby, your butthole makes me so hot that if i found out it used to be an indian burial ground i'd  move the headstones and not the bodies, just so i could get up there faster."

Well do you like stuff or don't you?  That's pretty fucking important.

*sniff* I think someone farted, lets get outta here.

I was friends with this guy because I was on a news staff with him and through him became good friends with his girlfriend.  The two of them probably saved me from boredom at this wedding I had to go to this summer.  Then on IM he started awkwardly hitting on me a lot, inviting me to go do things alone at night.

Then a few minutes ago he IMs me to tell me he broke up with his girlfriend.  A few seconds into it "I need some rebound action ;P" and starts majorly hinting around.

Awkward.

"You'll do"

When I was in college, a guy walked up to my super-hot roommate and said, "So, you look like a real Jimmy Buffett fan." As this was the late 80's in Cincinnati, it worked.

I usually just drop my pants. Women love guys that can make them laugh.

"Open wide!"

"Shit! I just dropped my _noun_ !"

That's usually what I say before I pick-up.