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« Reply #480 on: November 01, 2008, 05:53 PM »
It never went offline. It's still here.
http://www.johndiesattheend.com/jdate2/intro.html
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« Reply #481 on: November 02, 2008, 04:47 PM »
do techniqual problems regarding the site for JDatE2 apply here? Because for the passed few days I've been unable to get to page 27 and now the whole site is down completely for me... which is tragic.
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« Reply #482 on: November 06, 2008, 10:08 AM »
That web address doesn't work. It gives me a 404 error.
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« Reply #483 on: November 06, 2008, 03:37 PM »
This sucks. I haven't read this since it was released in 2006 and I wanted to re-read it.
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« Reply #484 on: November 08, 2008, 10:28 PM »
*sad*
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« Reply #485 on: November 18, 2008, 11:51 AM »
Does anyone know when it's going to be updated?
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« Reply #486 on: November 21, 2008, 03:53 AM »
Dude, I'm pretty most if not all of your questions are answered on the site.  johndiesattheend.com

It's currently down, because David sold the publishing rights, and I'm pretty sure it includes the sequel.

Either way, I think he said next year is the very soonest we'll ever see the rest of it.
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« Reply #487 on: January 21, 2009, 04:39 AM »
i miss it...

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« Reply #488 on: February 18, 2009, 12:06 AM »
Back online:

http://www.johndiesattheend.com/JaDatToT/intro.html
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« Reply #489 on: February 18, 2009, 12:16 AM »
Nitpicking: Does Dave have a curtain or a shower stall? Invisible Dave goes through a shower stall, but Dave pulls back a curtain.
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« Reply #490 on: February 18, 2009, 12:18 AM »
There are no mistakes in the JDatE universe, just more layers to the unfathomable mystery.
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« Reply #491 on: February 18, 2009, 05:07 PM »
It is a shower stall that Dave draped a curtain over. The door was broken off by a mutant land manatee, as detailed in TAoJaD issue #16.
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« Reply #492 on: February 22, 2009, 11:34 AM »
It doesn't have to have a door to be a shower stall.

Err...I mean, a badgerconda ate it!!
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« Reply #493 on: July 07, 2009, 09:22 AM »
Loved it, John is hilarious! The turkey killing story was the best.
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« Reply #494 on: July 23, 2009, 01:01 PM »
Any time frame for the next section? Just finished reading it again, loved it! (although it was blocked at work, after 4 pages it came up with a bad language filter, no idea why.... )
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« Reply #495 on: August 09, 2009, 10:43 AM »
I  need the next section of this as soon as possible.  I NEED it!
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« Reply #496 on: October 28, 2009, 04:44 PM »
Are there any plans on doing a book format for this one?  I want to re-read it, but I find reading online to be a bit tedious...

I'd happily buy several copies.  I mean, I have the indie press copy of JDatE, and I'll be buying the hardcover too.
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« Reply #497 on: October 29, 2009, 04:52 AM »
With how well JDatE is selling these days, I'd estimate (based on my expertise in absolutely nothing to do with the subject) that Wong will probably (eventually) publish the sequel, but I doubt he'll do it until he actually finishes writing it, and since what's out there now is supposedly just the first third of the sequel, it may be a while...

Unless Dave plans on surprising us this halloween by posting the rest of the sequel online. Which is my secret geek fantasy.
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« Reply #498 on: October 29, 2009, 10:55 AM »
Quote from: Badgerconda on October 29, 2009, 04:52 AM

Unless Dave plans on surprising us this halloween by posting the rest of the sequel online. Which is my secret geek fantasy.
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« Reply #499 on: October 29, 2009, 01:59 PM »
If JDatE is as big a success as we all expect, the sequel will be a big budget, all singing, all dancing, coffee-table-sized monster of a book, complete with computer chip embedded sound effects, and full colour holograms of Nedroid's illustrations.

Or maybe a pop-up monster at the back.
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