As most of you don't know, we here at PWoT like to give money to strangers sometimes. As a result I'm on a lot of charity paper spam lists. One of the groups who like to send me junk mail is St. Jude's Children's Hospital, which is a hospital where they heal children with some sort of terrible disease, cancer I think. Now stay with me, this will get entertaining in a moment.

This particular mailing was a thick envelope complete with blueprints for a new wing of the facility in Tennessee. They'll have a little walkway with bricks imprinted with names. If you donate $750, you get a brick, and you get to decide what the brick says.

My friends, PWoT is going to buy one of those bricks. And we're going to put something ridiculous on it. I'm assuming they won't accept a pornographic name such as Assey Cocklord but surely we can slip something amusing by them.

This is no joke. I'm starting off the donation with $200. We need $550 more in order to get our brick. The money will go to help sick kids. If you want in on this shit, send the money to the PWoT paypal account at:

(deleted - campaign has ended)

EDIT:

We wound up raising more than $2,400.  The bricks:

http://www.cracked.com/forums/index.php?topic=20783.msg675957#msg675957

I'm in for $25 (sorry it couldn't be more, but grad students aren't salaried over the summer), but I'll leave the suggestions up to people who are funnier than I.

Do you think they'd put down a brick under the name Philipe Enormowang?

This site has nearly 4500 members.  We really ought to be able to do better than just one brick, provided people haven't blown all their dough to keep Screech in his posh digs.

I'm in for $4.47.
That should about cover a Happy Meal for one of the little tykes.

I put $5 into the pot.  How about "In the Honor of Gote See"? 

Why?

I like the suggestions of Dr. Oxford and Goatse, but isn't the idea to just barely slip an obscene name under the radar? Something that pushes the limits, I think, would be better than just an inside joke.

He's all for helping sick kids, but he thinks trying to slip a naughty brick past them will somehow get us in trouble. I'm not quite sure how, but he thinks it'll get traced back to him and he will have shamed the Liang name for twenty generations.

I'm in for $100.