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Housefly
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« Reply #66 on: August 06, 2006, 05:39 PM » |
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Me: These two women are talking. One of them says "I'm, really worried about my husband. He thinks he's a chicken." The other says "have you taken him to a doctor?" The first woman says "I would, but we need the eggs".
ProudAnselmo: But that doesn't make any sense! Just because he thinks he's a chicken doesn't mean he'd lay eggs. Peoiple don't just take on the phyisical traits of animals because they think they are one. Anyway, it's female chickens that lay eggs. So this male human has somehow acquired the reproductive system of a female chicken Never mind that that is all but biologically impossible, it's a staggering coincidence that he also now believes himself to be a chicken at the same time. Plus, eggs aren't expensive. They're saving what, a dollar a week by having him use his Chicken Man superpowers to lay eggs for them? I'm sorry, but I just cannot take that joke seriously!
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Fish Cake
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« Reply #70 on: August 06, 2006, 06:21 PM » |
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given the subjective nature of humor
Do I find Chuck Norris jokes funny? No. Do others? Judging from the amount that continue to flood my inbox, yes. Just because you are jealous that your caption is not at the top doesn't mean that the top caption is inherently unfunny. Like you said yourself, humor is sujbective and others may have enjoyed that caption. In other words, shut the fuck up and stop whining. |
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“JESUS CHRIST IT’S A GIANT FLYING SHITBANANA”
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Fish Cake
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« Reply #73 on: August 06, 2006, 07:05 PM » |
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It simply struck me conspicuous this being as unfunny as it was and also being one of the only craptions in the positive. I thought several of the craptions that were voted down were funnier and deserved to at least be scored among the positive integers.
This pretty much happens every day to everybody who decides to participate in the contest. If you have a look at the craptions at the bottom, then look at the ones at the top, then all the ones in between, then you realize that the entire thing and everybody who submitted to it should be burnt to the ground. Including myself, and my own shitty captions. It would take me the rest of my life and all subsequent future lives to try and note all the other terrible craptions that have won. This is why Dave picks his own winner. Democracy sucks. |
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“JESUS CHRIST IT’S A GIANT FLYING SHITBANANA”
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« Reply #78 on: August 07, 2006, 10:25 PM » |
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It would take me the rest of my life and all subsequent future lives to try and note all the other terrible craptions that have won. This is why Dave picks his own winner. Democracy sucks.
Random but related tangent: "Democracy is the worst form of government known to man, except for all the other ones that have been tried." --Sir Winston Churchill |
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You go from being a child, where you're the center of your parents' world, to being a teenager and realizing you're just a faint turd stain on the tire of a 747. |
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« Reply #79 on: August 07, 2006, 10:33 PM » |
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Random but related tangent:
"Random" and "related" mean two opposite things! How can you use two opposite adjectives to describe one noun! God, I hate you. You fucking dickwad |
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Your mom pulls my pants off both legs at the same time, just like everybody else's.
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