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« Reply #40 on: July 17, 2006, 02:31 PM »

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What the FUCK? Goddamn, my captions may not be spectacular, but at least I put some WORK into them, unlike the "rate my caption down plz" ones.

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« Reply #41 on: July 17, 2006, 06:00 PM »

To be honest, I think your craptions are a little overcooked. Maybe try putting a touch less work into them.

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« Reply #42 on: July 17, 2006, 07:13 PM »

Score of winning craption: 19
Score of "winning" craption: -24
Linux fan's craption: -21

Needless to say, the current contest has completely gone down the crapper.
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« Reply #43 on: July 17, 2006, 08:54 PM »

You cant help but notice that despite the fact that the score goes 5 in the positive and 3 in the negative, if I added up all the points (which I havn't), every single contest would have an overall negative mark. I think that says something, Im not sure what though.
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« Reply #44 on: July 18, 2006, 02:29 AM »

It means you have way too much free time on your hands.
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« Reply #45 on: July 19, 2006, 08:09 AM »

I think it sais what it says: that the average craption sucks donkeyballs. there are mostly only a few good ones, and even a handfull of those who stay above zero. In the end, most of craptions get what they deserve.
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« Reply #46 on: July 19, 2006, 08:28 AM »

Is it just me, or does that "Brandon" guy on those picket signs look exactly like the man with the sunglasses from the previous craption picture?

You know, the guy with the penis for a backback?
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« Reply #47 on: July 19, 2006, 10:48 AM »

I'm sure that's a photoshop. Just look at the letters on the "Let Him Go" sign. They're pixelated on the edges and the angle of the writing is pretty weird. The letters on the "Not Guilty" sign seem a little weird too.
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« Reply #48 on: July 20, 2006, 12:11 AM »

Did it ever occur to you that they might have made the image in photo-shop then glue sticked it onto a piece of poster board? Probably not.
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« Reply #49 on: July 20, 2006, 12:24 AM »

As for the current pic of the guy flying off a bike, it was already used. Granted, it was over a year ago.

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« Reply #50 on: July 20, 2006, 04:31 AM »

More over what is with people writing about the craption contest in the craption contest, the current winner is; the craption contest isn't working for me etc. Why do people even bother?
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« Reply #51 on: July 20, 2006, 08:38 AM »

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Granted, he does have a good point. As a matter of fact, I'm this close to keeling over in a drunken stupor. Most shots have come off the "invisible" craptions.
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« Reply #52 on: July 20, 2006, 09:16 AM »

Just for reference though, am I the only one that doesn't understand or find the current winners joke funny?
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« Reply #53 on: July 20, 2006, 02:24 PM »

The fact that people actually voted for that one to be the 'winner' makes me want to beat my children in frustration. Or whoever's children actually voted for that.
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« Reply #54 on: July 20, 2006, 06:02 PM »

There's precedence.  Remember the Jellyfish picture?

This is weird, though.  I thought some of the craptions for this picture weren't too bad.  Also, this particular complaint post seems to be an odd one for the voters to latch upon.
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« Reply #55 on: July 23, 2006, 09:13 PM »

Ipee? That's not funny. I can imagine the years toiled thinking up that gem.
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« Reply #56 on: July 31, 2006, 10:15 PM »

"This is a case of Pi arrrggghh Cubed"

This is for the picture of the three tigers in the tub. If that's a reference to Life of Pi, it's way too intelligent to win, but I tip my hat and raise my glass to you, young chap.

If it's not a reference to Life of Pi, it's fucking retarded.
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« Reply #57 on: August 01, 2006, 12:35 AM »

Yeah, all my craptions usually suck, but I can't complain because I know there are others that suck worse than mine.
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« Reply #58 on: August 01, 2006, 08:39 AM »

Yeah, all my craptions usually suck, but I can't complain because I know there are others that suck worse than mine.

That's kind of a no-brainer, really, and nothing to be proud of. As long as you don't send in "ZOMG IM ON PWOT" type craptions, you'll always be not-last.

By the way, my craptions (cs5) suck balls too, so... yeah. Guess we're all in this together...
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« Reply #59 on: August 01, 2006, 10:33 AM »

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