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« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2006, 01:55 PM »

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No, Hannity, my friend... "You Sir, are a Great American"
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Just wanted to bring attention to this late entry for yesterdays craption. It made me laugh.
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« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2006, 04:21 PM »

This thread isn't going to make much sense when you look back in a week and the pic has changed about 5 times.
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« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2006, 01:18 AM »

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by BlackSam on Jul 02, 06

Just wanted to bring attention to this late entry for yesterdays craption. It made me laugh.

I have no idea why a storm trooper would say that, but I like it! +5!

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« Reply #23 on: July 07, 2006, 06:08 AM »

For the picture of the giant silver blob, the winner should be anonzymous with:

Matt Damon

I don't care how much sense it doesn't make.

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« Reply #24 on: July 07, 2006, 10:48 AM »

Let's face it: Team America wasn't that good. But then again, "Matt Damon" is still better than the seemingly-infinite number of "silver penis" craptions that have popped up in the last 10 hours...
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« Reply #25 on: July 07, 2006, 09:40 PM »

Is Matt Damon a reference to Team America? I recall now Matt Damon walking about shouting Matt Damon. If it is that, it sucked. But Matt Damon is cool for his work as Jason Bourne.

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« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2006, 08:25 AM »

Pat doesn't know it yet, but we've secretly replaced his pool water with gasoline. Let's see if he notices...

This one made me laugh
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« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2006, 11:42 AM »

Is that Eugene Hütz?
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« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2006, 12:47 AM »

Ok. First of all bulls are not enraged by red.


They are enraged by the waving motion. Second of all that caption sucks.
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« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2006, 01:17 AM »

I think it's a caribou with its antlers cut back.

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« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2006, 04:37 AM »

I think you're wrong.

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« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2006, 04:49 AM »

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Oh shit, a spider on my shoulder? Get it off, get it off!
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Oh shit, a bee? get it off get it off!
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I posted two similar craptions, which I think might hurt my score, but I realized right after I posted the first one that bees are intrinsically funnier than spiders.  Also the whole "brevity is the soul of wit" thing.   I couldn't help myself.  Oh well.  I still think I deserve a + 5.   
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« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2006, 04:59 AM »

See, it's funny because there is this bull, which is coming right over the protective barrier.  But the guy, he's concerned about a little bee, which is hardly a priority with an angry bull about! 
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« Reply #33 on: July 17, 2006, 05:57 AM »

We have got to stop the "Where's Waldo?" craptions.  Holy shit, we've been doing them for six years.
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« Reply #34 on: July 17, 2006, 06:23 AM »

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Just do it.

I think some people just fail to understand the idea of this contest.
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« Reply #35 on: July 17, 2006, 07:09 AM »

I think you're wrong.

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« Reply #36 on: July 17, 2006, 10:08 AM »

I think that the winning one is a cheat. It went from nonexistant to 35, to 55 in a matter of a minute. Also I think the one about the picture looking like a white stripes album... it had like 20 more points.





but really, I think the first one was a cheater.
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« Reply #37 on: July 17, 2006, 10:33 AM »

Currently, the second place caption is a negative score. It seems like the majority of negative scores have been voted down to -15, but that could be a coincidence.


I don't mind, I think the whole -15 thing is working out for the best on my caption.
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« Reply #38 on: July 17, 2006, 11:25 AM »

For the record, I agree - the jump in score for that caption is suspisious - but I had nothing to do with it.
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« Reply #39 on: July 17, 2006, 11:35 AM »

A BEE is in that picture?
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