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« on: June 25, 2006, 11:21 PM »

What exactly is that thing? Ultra-giant jellyfish? Photoshop?
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2006, 11:29 PM »

Yeah, that looks alot like a Photoshop to me. I'm 100% sure jelleyfish don't get that big. I suppose it could be half of a dead whale or something.
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2006, 11:38 PM »

Today's craptions are going to make me commit suicide.
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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2006, 12:31 AM »

http://www.whaleworks.org/images/2caption.jpg
Does this happen often?
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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2006, 01:21 AM »

You only found two?

I'm sure that same caption has been posted at least seven times today. And don't even get me started on the "testicle" thing.

And the answer to your question is yes.
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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2006, 02:09 AM »

Um, I think the winning caption right now just might be a cheater.
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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2006, 02:40 AM »

Trust me, Joe_Pants, no one is more surprised than me about what's going on right now.
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« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2006, 03:02 AM »

And the worthlessness of the human race rears its ugly head once more.
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« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2006, 03:17 AM »

The only funny one today is the Pacman one ...pretty sad
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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2006, 04:42 AM »

Pacman is good. I also like "Excuse me ma'am. You dropped your purse" because it makes no sense.

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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2006, 08:15 AM »

Um, I think the winning caption right now just might be a cheater.

That caption is pretty much a challenge. I never expected it to reach the bottom.

I like the pacman ones, and the combined "I dont care how forbidden your sea testicle is, this is a spacestation." But it doesn't work on its own, obviously.
Contrary to yesterday, where I thought it "nice" rather than hilarious, I like mine for today quite much. And you see where that's got me. But I always imagine a whispering, lovingly interested documentation voice when I read it, and you can't convey that in writing, of course.
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2006, 01:28 PM »

As of 2:27 pm, EST, the winning craption has tallied a score of 506.

Some stop this insanity. For the love of God, just end it.
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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2006, 01:30 PM »

Someone stop this insanity.

The sheer ridiculousness of this whole craption fiasco has gotten to me.
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« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2006, 01:40 PM »

You just dont appreciate irony as well as those 100 and something other people do.

Actually I'm predicting an even more ironic backlash somewhere around the 600 points mark..
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« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2006, 03:08 PM »

Out of curiosity, I just went through the archives.  The highest score is 579, and the current craption looks to be on track for beating it.
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« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2006, 05:05 PM »

Anybody who tries to pull shit like this should just get no votes.  Languishing at zero in the middle of the page is fitting punishment.

I liked the Sauron one; in addition, I gave Patty teh Groin's +5 for honest ambition.
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« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2006, 05:38 PM »

We deleted it.  No worries.
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« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2006, 09:52 PM »

why'd you delete it? it was the only funny one in the whole contest...
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« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2006, 11:55 AM »

I'm no moderator but I'm pretty sure it was because it was just too funny.  Wong can get really jealous sometimes when someone posts something so hilarious.  Many of my forum posts are deleted for the same reason.
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« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2006, 11:57 AM »

For July 1 2006:   "The latest maketing ploy to sell foam cups may not have been thought out properly."

Awesome.
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