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« on: May 04, 2006, 10:15 PM »

Now that I've resurrected the best comic on the internet, I've decided to open up opportunities to make AoJaD comic strips of your own.  If they're mega awesome, I may use them.  If not, they'll always be here in this thread for the forum to "enjoy."

Here is the blank template:



YOU DO NOT HAVE TO USE THIS.  In fact, you don't have to use this style.  You can draw it yourself if you want.  You can render them in 3D in Bryce.  You can photograph yourself performing your comic.  You don't even have to give John and Dave the same personalities.  Your only guideline is that it has to star John Cheese and David Wong and it has to be called "The Adventures of John and Dave."

Anybody up to it?

EDIT BY ONEBRAIN: IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO CRITICISE THE CARTOONS, DON'T DO IT IN THIS THREAD. THANKS
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« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2006, 10:42 PM »

NSFW.
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« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2006, 10:55 PM »

All right.  That's the end of that!
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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2006, 11:00 PM »

I put my heart and soul (and anus) into that!
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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2006, 11:32 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2006, 03:09 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2006, 03:37 PM »

I've decided to set up a long and complex story arc.







To be continued...
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« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2006, 04:52 PM »

To be continued...
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« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2006, 05:34 PM »

I think this pretty much sums up my style of comedy.

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« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2006, 07:27 PM »

Is that what it means?

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