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« on: March 12, 2006, 11:16 PM »


"V" may very well stand for "Vendetta," but this week "V" will also stand for half of the "W" in "Wicked Awesome Movie."



Based on the novel by Sue Grafton, V For Vendetta follows heroic suicide bomber Hugo Weaving (The Magic Pudding) and Natalie Portman (Starting Young) who seek to bring down an evil Fascist government by demolishing several buildings full of children.

The controversial territory is nothing new for writers Larry and Andy Wachowski (V For Vendetta) who clearly wrote the film with current events in mind. The government in V is dominated by a fascist leader who uses fear to oppress the masses (John Hurt as Prime Minister "George W. Buush") and his ruthless advisor "Dick Chainey" who both practice an evil religion called "Fishtianity."

To call this film "politically incorrect" would be like calling Albany the capital of New York. Meaning that both would be accurate statements. The first sight of V wearing a bomb belt and cutting off the head of an infidel for a video camera will make many cringe. The sight of Allah emerging from Heaven to bestow eternal life on V as a reward will make for further cringing, as will the image of Hugo Weaving wearing the severed head as a codpiece for the rest of the film, including during one graphic love scene.




The plot is fairly confusing if you haven't read the prequel (U is for 'You Fascist Bastards'). Why does Portman's character possess both male and female genitalia? Why does blowing up orphanages grant "V" magic powers? Who is the character "The Cowboy" and why does he speak only in riddles? How would a cathedral made of sausages stand up to the elements? How do they keep birds from eating it?

Still, a bold idea and a powerful statement of a film. I give it two stars:

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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2006, 11:26 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2006, 11:54 PM »

A film for teh whole family then eh?
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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2006, 01:25 AM »

Based on the novel by Sue Grafton

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« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2006, 05:56 AM »

How would a cathedral made of sausages stand up to the elements? How do they keep birds from eating it?

Lovely.  Amusing and a real poser!
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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2006, 07:02 AM »

Finally, a good movie for 06.... I hope.
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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2006, 08:23 PM »

I'm a little confused about the David Hasselhoff picture -- is he supposed to be the decapitated infidel, V unmasked or perhaps even Allah emerging from Heaven?

Is he supposed to be the Cowboy and, if so, who isn't he wearing a cowboy hat?
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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2006, 11:53 PM »


I think he's the Cowboy Detective... that patch must be some sort of futuristic oppressive British crimefighting device.

Bravo, Seņor Wong; as usual, your satirical eloquence serves admirably to express what we the fascist populace could never put so well, or so amusingly.
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« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2006, 06:17 PM »

I think he's the Cowboy Detective... that patch must be some sort of futuristic oppressive British crimefighting device.

This is even more confusing. The Cowboy Detective?

I always thought he looked like this:
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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2006, 04:20 PM »

That's Hasselhoff as Nick Fury in a movie also based on a funnybook.
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« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2006, 04:30 PM »

Maybe it's just a picture of him getting back from a frantic lovemaking scene.
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« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2006, 09:37 PM »

This is one of those articles that made me chuckle the whole time and then laugh audibly during the last half.  That's my favorite way to laugh!  Thanks Wong, I love you.
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« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2006, 01:57 PM »

Best movie review since Terminator 3.
Well, that one and The Battlefield Earth review
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« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2006, 07:12 PM »

I don't really agree with some of the comments... But, I liked the movie... I give it 4/5 Stars! : D

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« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2006, 07:42 AM »

Ha ha ha ha ha!  HA!  HA HA HA HA HA!  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Brilliant article.
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« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2006, 09:07 PM »

That's Hasselhoff as Nick Fury in a movie also based on a funnybook.

Actually, whereas that IS Hasselhoff, he's portraying Solidus Snake in the upcoming blockbuster "Metal Gear Solid 2: Fission Mailed!" by Uwe Boll.
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