That stork is pretty ugly. Look at its eyes.

Muse - Origin of Symmetry

Anyone who thinks the Arctic Monkeys are the best band in Britain can go fuck themselves.

Uh, considering what your first message looked like, I don't think you really have the right to say that.

Plus, you called AD "boring", which it is patently not.  I can see someone calling it bad, but boring?  No.

Metallica - Black

Your analogy fails: dried vomit cannot be slipped upon - only fresh vomit has that property. Thus, your entire post is worthless, and I have personally PM'd every mod asking them to delete it. Several times, if necessary.

Note that I at no point confused the terms "bad" and "boring".  I merely said that were one to find it bad, it would almost certainly not be because it is boring.  While such a term cannot be entirely set in stone, Angel Dust is an unlikely candidate to be considered a boring album, simply because the songs are so varied and there is so much going on in each of them - something which CAN be objectively stated.  In fact, the standard negative response to that album that I have encountered is that it is TOO weird.  It's like criticizing Santa Claus for not being fat and bearded enough.

Furthermore, one cannot have a "Geyser Shitdick".  While feces generally does not leave the body through the urethra, if it did, it would not do so in a geyser, for the resulting pressure would cause the penis to explode.  A man with an exploded penis would be limited in motion, and thus could not fulfill the responsibilities of a Lieutenant.  Therefore, you, Lieutenant Geyser Shitdick, do not exist.

I thought it had degenerated into a slanging match about the mechanical properties of dried vomit. It's a little different from the average "name your favourite band" thread.

Hell yeah!

I can't pick a favourite album as my favourites are constantly changing. Instead, I shall post one that I have been listening to a lot recently: