Where is it being filmed?

Also:

CAN I BE IN THE JDATE MOVIE???? PLEASE????

I'm in Milpitas, CA, and we are filming in this are. If you live around here, you could PM me and we will try to fit you in. We already have people for John, Dave, Jennifer, Arnie, Shitload, Big Jim, Kelly Smallwood, Shelly, and Marcy. For anyone who cares, Milpitas is between San Jose and Fremont.

I admit, we are all highschoolers (or early college) but everyone who isn't a JDATE enthusiast is an acting enthusiast.

As for distribution, due to length it is being broken into two parts. When part one (which is the prologue and the Vegas incident) is finished, we are sending a copy to David to do with as he pleases. Also, each of our actors will get a copy if they so desire.

As part of being aloud to do this, we agreed not to make any money off of it, but hopefully, by the time part one is done, we will have a reliable DVD burner, and if you send us like, I don't know, a couple buck to cover cost, we will ship you a copy. You know, if Dave doesn't just post it.

And, hopefully by then, we will set up a pay-pal account to accept donations to help with production on part two. Cause even doing this shit dirt cheap, we are still poring all the funds we have into it. And it still looks like crap. Currently, we have a camcorder for filming. i hope to upgrade to something better soon.

Thanks
-Church

I don't say this often:

This is some hot shit. When you get a quick preview finished, what festivals and conventions are you going to show it at? I've heard that is a great way to get more funding...that is if your shit is good.

Fuck you, I already sent you money.

But good luck with the awesome and everything!

Yeah if you are using a camcorder you should write it into the script/p.o.v  i.e the blair witch project. However im guessing it's too late for such a major change. Get a real camera and good luck!

weren't there 5 pages to this thread? what the hell happened?

I never really thought this should be made into a movie.  Even on a major Hollywood budget, the best parts would have to be edited out for time restraints.  My thought was something closer to an HBO miniseries.  A good 6-10 hours of quality screenplay lies in this masterpiece.  Here are my thoughts on the cast:
 Note: It's currently vey late and I'm very drunk, so I don't remember a lot of character's names

Dave/Jennifer - completely unknown actors.
"Morgan Freeman" - Forest Whitaker (Species, Panic Room)
Arnie - Joe Pantoliano (The Matrix, The Sopranos)
Shitload - Seth Green (if you don't know who Seth Green is, you suck)
Marley - Doug E Doug (Operation: Dumbo Drop, Eight-Legged Freaks)
Paranormal Expert guy - Jeff Goldbloom (Jurassic Park, Independence Day)

I haven't thought of who the rest should be.  And of course there would be guest appearances by Fred Durst (is he even still alive?) and Steve-O.  Just my 2 cents.

You're obviously not thinking of Samuel L. Jackson. Plus, there's already a Pulp Fiction reference in the book.

My thoughts...
David - David Wong, of course. Assuming he can act.
Amy - Allison Hannigan
Robert North - Hugo Weaving
Albert Marconi - Dr. Phil, or Phil Donahue
Arnie Blondestone - Bob Hoskins (although I like Joey Pants too)
Dead Arnie - Morgan Freeman (just for continuity's sake)
Bob Marley - Harold Perrineau
Uncle Drake - Gerald McRaney

Poor Dachbo... you fell for their April Fool's joke!

Ha ha!  Like they were ever really going to make a movie!

Dr. Phil can die. I was thinking Brian Cox for Marconi. Or maybe Alan Rickman. For Arnie I'd have said Max Baker, but Bob Hoskins is a cool idea. For some reason I always pictured Uncle Drake as John Goodman. Not even thinking of movie casting, he was just locked in my head as Drake. *shrug*