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« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2005, 07:48 AM »
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"Hey! Get up here! I found another time machine"


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« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2005, 08:15 AM »
If he sends the time machine back to yesterday, he'll have two yesterday.

Then he can sell one, and send the other one back to himself to sell all over again.

It's a goldmine I tell ya, a goldmine!
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« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2005, 08:25 AM »
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If he sends the time machine back to yesterday, he'll have two yesterday.

Then he can sell one, and send the other one back to himself to sell all over again.

It's a goldmine I tell ya, a goldmine!


No, if he sends it back to yesterday, he would have two for a short while but then he would send one of them back in time to yesterday.

Some people just don't understand time travel!
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« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2005, 08:51 AM »
Damn!

It's back to kitten-pimping for me, then.
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« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2005, 09:59 AM »
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I hope you realized that I was making a Napolean Dynamite Reference. I also hope you have seen that movie, because if not you would be the biggest loser ever.


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« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2005, 11:01 AM »
Am I the only person who is reminded of Mr Mental Patient?

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« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2005, 11:09 AM »
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Am I the only person who is reminded of Mr Mental Patient?

I sure hope so.
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« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2005, 01:43 AM »
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Apparently  he also found a Shrinking Machine in his attic.


What good is a machine that just keeps getting smaller until you can't find it anymore?
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Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!
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« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2005, 01:50 AM »
Sorry for the double post, but

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I found the time machine in december of 2004 and I have tried to get it to work but I could not, I even called my best friend who has worked on cars, even he could not get it to work.


I guess if your auto mechanic can't get the time machine working, you've done all you can do.


Seriously, though, I think I'm going to quit my job, make up bizarre stories about useless junk, and sell it to the Golden Palace Casino.

Or IS THAT MY JOB????
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Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!
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« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2005, 02:20 AM »
My guess is he's worked it all out as a cohesive story beforehand. The details he divulges and the pieces that come with each machine all seem pretty specific. Then again, I didn't read very closely about the poem or whatever, so you know, meh.

I must say, though, he's certainly piqued my curiosity. Junky old contraptions though they may be, it still looks like he put a bit of time and effort in to making them. I smell a larger plot.
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« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2005, 11:10 PM »
If you read the plate with the inscription on the shrinking machine it says, "A machine of great power must be used with great responsibility." It sounds like Dr. Strauss was a fan of Spiderman...
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« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2005, 02:38 AM »
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Oh come on, everybody knows that time machines run on crystals and electrodes attached to your genetals!


Thats why only men can time travel
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« Reply #32 on: June 01, 2005, 03:01 AM »
Women also have genitals.
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« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2005, 03:35 AM »
awww  geez, are you telling me that my catholic school sex-ed teacher lied to me about that too.

dang.
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« Reply #34 on: June 01, 2005, 07:29 AM »
Wow, is it just me or does the shrinking machine look suspiciously like an old school vacuum cleaner?
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« Reply #35 on: June 01, 2005, 05:32 PM »
Only my conscience is stopping me selling absolute crap as a mysterious machine of some kind right now. Damn you, Cardinal Newman!
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« Reply #36 on: June 02, 2005, 08:04 AM »
BUY A PS3 NOW! I'LL SEND IT TO YOU WHEN IT COMES OUT!
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« Reply #37 on: June 02, 2005, 01:56 PM »
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When you receive your Playstation 3 console and your unhappy i do accept returns.


Also, it looks like you get a free "unhappy" with your new cutting edge console.
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« Reply #38 on: June 02, 2005, 05:43 PM »
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BUY A PS3 NOW! I'LL SEND IT TO YOU WHEN IT COMES OUT!


I went there, but some guy just SHOUTED AT ME!!

I am sad. :'(
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« Reply #39 on: June 02, 2005, 06:28 PM »
I too am selling a fully functional time machine.  Send me money now and when it comes out, I will send it to you.  It doesn't matter when it comes out, I will send it back in time to when you ordered it.  I will also have an ACSE certified mechanic sign the bill of laden for your reassurance.  If unhappy with your purchase send back to the future for a full refund care of the company that manufactures it.

I only accept cash and money orders at this time.

For more info please go to my partners website here:

M.P. Inc
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