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« Reply #40 on: December 20, 2004, 06:38 PM »
Even cooler were it a mirror box.  Then you'd have to watch yourself jack off.  No bigger putoff?
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« Reply #41 on: December 21, 2004, 04:56 AM »
I'm still going at 363 hours.

I declare me the loser of this forum game.
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« Reply #42 on: December 21, 2004, 09:21 AM »
Ok, that Porn-Off article was so funny I've decided I simply have to be a part of this, although it may kill me. It's 2:20pm by my own good, clean English time, on Tuesday. I'm not holding out much hope for getting past next Tuesday, either.
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« Reply #43 on: December 21, 2004, 12:19 PM »
Checking in. I dunno why. The first 24 hours. Not as hard as I thought, but will probably become somewhat unfun (read: miserable) fairly quick. Luckily, I ran into an old friend lastnight, cute little Japanese chick with a tight little ass, which should serve as some imaginary fuel for a good week, despite her being a total prude.
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« Reply #44 on: December 21, 2004, 02:15 PM »
i'm not even going to bother joing, in fact i have some porn opoened up in another broweswer while i'm typing this.

i'm feriouslyh masterbating, hence the spleing mistakes.
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« Reply #45 on: December 21, 2004, 03:22 PM »
I'm in.

3:22pm 12/21/2004
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« Reply #46 on: December 21, 2004, 07:36 PM »
I'm still in.  I'm at 15 and a half days now.
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« Reply #47 on: December 21, 2004, 10:23 PM »
Still here but barely. The whole .zip file of Luba pics is sitting in my downloads folder tempting me.

I don't even know why I'm still doing this. Masochism I guess.
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« Reply #48 on: December 22, 2004, 12:14 AM »
So whats so hard about that? I have not watched any porn May of 98. And am not planning on watching anytime soon.
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« Reply #49 on: December 22, 2004, 12:19 AM »
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So whats so hard about that? I have not watched any porn May of 98. And am not planning on watching anytime soon.


I know.  I haven't smoked since I sneaked that one cigarette when I was 11.  It's ridiculous that smokers say it's "hard" to "quit" their "smoking."

Obviously they're just not as strong as I am.
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« Reply #50 on: December 22, 2004, 12:59 AM »
I have now been porn-free for sixteen days.

That's three hundred and eighty-mother-fucking-four hours.  Sweet merciful crap.

At this point, I honestly see no great difficulty in going indefinitely without porn.

And I didn't mean to go so long without checking in, but I was just violently busy.
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« Reply #51 on: December 22, 2004, 01:37 AM »
I'm in I guess. I totally missed the bandwagon, but whatever.
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« Reply #52 on: December 22, 2004, 03:04 AM »
Mother always said that if you have to quit pornography make sure its on a virgin day. I'm not sure what she was talking about but I'm in.

12:04 am pacific December 22, 2004
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« Reply #53 on: December 22, 2004, 03:12 AM »
I believe that I'm going on 17 days.  I am the master of my wang.
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« Reply #54 on: December 22, 2004, 11:50 AM »
ok, since it's the christmas season and ill im gonna give this a try too
write it down.. i know i will
12/22/04
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i have a feeling im not going to last to long
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« Reply #55 on: December 22, 2004, 11:59 AM »
still in, but not sure why.  

the stubborn side of me wants to keep going, but my Y chromosome is demanding visual stimulation.

much like a psychotic mental patient, my internal war continues.
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« Reply #56 on: December 22, 2004, 12:24 PM »
Two days... 48... hours... I'm still going. I wouldn't say I'm going strong, though. My wanking habits have increased threefold. I can't even look at my roommate. She'll probably figure it out soon, too, because everytime she walks into a room wearing her obligatorily tight clothing, I disappear to my bedroom only to return some minutes later slightly more relaxed. I ogle every woman that crosses my patio.

I'm content with small victories, though. Two days is good. Well, decent. Not impressive in the slightest, I guess. I'll keep going but I don't hold even the smallest hopes for my sad, sad need for free, abundant pr0n.

It's a damn good thing this wasn't some hairbrained scheme to give up wanking for two weeks...
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« Reply #57 on: December 22, 2004, 04:12 PM »
Just ran across this article, brilliantly put. Time to quit this passtime. I have probably seen most of the porn on the net anyway.

 December 22 is the start date. I'll keep you posted.
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« Reply #58 on: December 22, 2004, 05:52 PM »
I take it not just direct but indirect pornographic stimulation is out, like phonesex and strip clubs, even if you wank later. Seems like those would be a violation, too. Or was this just all about net porn?
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« Reply #59 on: December 22, 2004, 06:12 PM »
Porn = external stimuli, for me at least.  Hard wet teen action?  Porn.  Watching the woman across the street through a telescope?  Porn.  And so forth.  Some fella went to a strip club in the original porn off, but it was allowed because his girlfriend had nagged him into it or something, I believe.
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