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« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2004, 03:12 AM »

okay im in. let the record show i masturbate at least twice a day.
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« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2004, 03:37 AM »

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You intend to start watching porn again, even though it's useless?


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« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2004, 04:47 AM »

Withdrawing consent to participate at 333 hours – The article’s done (Nice work, Wong) and I'm not one for overachieving.

Time to reacquaint myself with some filth.
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« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2004, 05:34 AM »

I'll say I've failed now. Near exactly 335 hours. Good luck to the next generation of attempters.
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« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2004, 10:16 AM »

still going.

was a tough weekend, but decided to smash down a wall in my house to release my pent up energies.  700 pounds of drywall dust is not as easy to clean up as a sticky kleenex.
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« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2004, 11:09 AM »

I don't have any intention to watch porn, even after the article deadline.  After 2 weeks, I don't think I've proved anything.  In fact, I'm seriously beginning to wonder if I'm not addicted after all.  The urge to click through those Luba links was absurdly strong - even though it was obvious that they weren't going to show anything.  I've easily avoided watching porn so far by, well, avoiding it.  It turns out that the Internet is quite well partitioned into SFW and NSFW, and it's quite difficult to accidentally get from one to the other. But when it's in my face like that, it's still kind of hard to resist.
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« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2004, 12:35 PM »

This is brilliant and yet tragic at the same time. Wish I'd been around for the original experiment, this one's more just for the Hell of it. So, is this still just a two-week deadline like the last run?

Anyway, I'm gonna give it a try, because it makes me laugh at how ridiculous my life is. Of course I wouldn't call my 'relationship' with porn and addiction, as most addicts won't, because it's just so go damned routine. I get home from work, pop up my favorite links, bust a nut, take a nap, wake up and get on with my night. On the weekends, three or four times as much. This was going on, only not as much, when I had a girlfriend, 'cause fuckit, she wasn't around when I got home from work! Yeesh.

So, I'll try it for two weeks. Clock me in as of 9:35 AM PST, Monday December 20th.
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« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2004, 12:37 PM »

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I don't have any intention to watch porn, even after the article deadline.  After 2 weeks, I don't think I've proved anything.  In fact, I'm seriously beginning to wonder if I'm not addicted after all.  The urge to click through those Luba links was absurdly strong - even though it was obvious that they weren't going to show anything.  I've easily avoided watching porn so far by, well, avoiding it.  It turns out that the Internet is quite well partitioned into SFW and NSFW, and it's quite difficult to accidentally get from one to the other. But when it's in my face like that, it's still kind of hard to resist.


Hahahahaa, that's exactly what made me decide to do this. I've seen the Luba girl before. Horrificly I just wanked to one of her spreads *yesterday*. I need help. I'm at work and I almost clicked those links, my cursor just hovering over them in utter frustration. I almosted remoted home to do open them there. So sad.
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« Reply #28 on: December 20, 2004, 12:41 PM »

I made it to the end (I missed the friday checkin) but I don't think I'll keep going.  Even if I am mildly addicted I don't see how looking at porn every once in a while to assist wanking is bad.  So I guess chalk me up at 334 hours.
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« Reply #29 on: December 20, 2004, 12:47 PM »

Why is everybody calling this The End now that the article's up? I merely waited till it was up to inflate Dave's numbers.
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« Reply #30 on: December 20, 2004, 01:03 PM »

I just felt like I didn't need to do it anymore. I'm not going to deny myself porn when I want it. The evidence is clear- I can make it without porn. Now that that has been figured out (and that I can go without porn for as long as necessary) I feel liek I no longer have to try to do it.
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« Reply #31 on: December 20, 2004, 01:33 PM »

Two weeks is hardly a measure of anything real, though. Stopping anything - mainly a bad habit - for at least a month is when you really start to notice a change and get a better idea of what you can handle. I mean, I can go without a cigarette for a day or two no prob. I do it all the time. And, I am no where near to quitting. I'm in deep. I only smoke half a pack a day at most, which pales in comparison to what some people smoke but I am hopelessly addicted.

So, I think the wisp of a point I'm trying to make is that wanking to pr0n only once a day and then giving it up for two weeks doesn't really mean you can handle yourself. In fact, while you may not necessarily upgrade to five times a day, you'll probably keep checking out the pics and movies everyday for the rest of your life, no end in sight.

Me, I'm so bad, I'm doing it because if I could stop a ridiculous daily ritual for two weeks, that's like a fucking accomplishment-and-a-half. Besides, I hate not having an imagination. This shit was never a problem when I was twelve. Of course, I didn't have my own computer with a net connection at twelve...
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« Reply #32 on: December 20, 2004, 05:06 PM »

Visual porn simply doesn't affect females the way it does males.  It just doesn't.

That's not the result of this experiment talking, of course.  That's other people's research that has found that out.
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« Reply #33 on: December 20, 2004, 05:10 PM »

i get boners looking at guys
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« Reply #34 on: December 20, 2004, 05:10 PM »

naked guys, by the by
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« Reply #35 on: December 20, 2004, 05:46 PM »

I'm in.  I have a moderate porn stash on my comp, and I have a couple of sites that I visit more or less regularly.  I could hide my stash folder, so as to lessen the temptation, but I won't even do that.

Here's to me not looking like a fool in a couple of days.

Chances are that God will hate you if you click this link.  And no, it's NOT porn.
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« Reply #36 on: December 20, 2004, 05:50 PM »

oh, and another thing.  some people a couple of posts above me say a week or two isn't a big deal, and I agree.  I'm gonna try for two months.
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« Reply #37 on: December 20, 2004, 05:55 PM »

Wow, you're like David Blaine, but with pornogrophy.
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« Reply #38 on: December 20, 2004, 06:34 PM »

Indeed.
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« Reply #39 on: December 20, 2004, 06:35 PM »

Although, I'm not in a glass box.  But how cool would that be?
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