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« on: September 29, 2004, 07:16 PM »

ever watch a movie you haven't seen in a while and see some actor playing a small, or maybe not small, part, but when you first saw it they weren't big, and so you forgot about them and then they became big, but you still forgot they were in it and then you see it and you're like "whoa"?

this has happened to me in the past with john goodman in revenge of the nerds, james gandolfini in true romance, and just now i was watching monkey shines and it has jimmy james from news radio and stanley tucci.

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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2004, 07:19 PM »

I saw this sort of porn and weird B-class monster movie about some aliens that had sex and killed people and then placed the heads in public spaces to scare people...


And the leading role was played by Elijah Wood...

The weirdest thing is that that movie is only like 7 years old...

Also, with Elijah Wood, I saw Black & White the other day...
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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2004, 07:22 PM »

Steve Buscemi as the waiter in Pulp Fiction suprised me when I saw it for the 24th time last week.
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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2004, 07:49 PM »

I can't believe I never noticed Hayden Christensen in Return of the Jedi before now.
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« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2004, 07:51 PM »

I love Grosse Pointe Blank, but hadn't watched it for years until this weekend, when I had a ton of "Holy shit!" moments:

Jenna Elfman as the weird chick in a neck brace at the reunion;
Carlos Jacott (Jack from the first season of "She Spies") as a reunion-goer;
Barbara Harris played Blank's insane mom-- it's the first time I realized that;

...and I had completely forgotten that Aykroyd and Arkin were in it.

A gem of a move. Dialogue, action, lovely.
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« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2004, 08:02 PM »

Now I remember -- when I rewatched The Cable Guy (which I think is really underrated), I was surprised that Broderick's best friend is played by Jack Black.

If they made a movie today with Jim Carrey and Jack Black...
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« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2004, 08:19 PM »

Some of the ones I can remember...

Nicolas Cage, Forest Whitaker, Eric Stoltz in Fast Times
Jon Favreau in PCU (and Rudy)
Julianne Moore in Hand that Rocks the Cradle
Russell Crowe in LA Confidential
Jim Carrey in Earth Girls are Easy
Gary Oldman in JFK
Viggo Mortensen in Crimson Tide
Liam Neeson in Krull
Bill Paxton in Terminator (and Weird Science)
Vin Diesel in Iron Giant
Pee Wee Herman in Midnight Madness
Billy Bob Thornton in Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town
Jerry O'Connell in Stand By Me
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« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2004, 08:26 PM »

Jack Black is in the credits for 'Waterworld', but I can't sit though that so I have no idea where he is. He's also in 'Enemy of the State'.

Kyle Gass is in almost every single movie Jack Black is in. Usually in a tiny bit part.

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I think I first heard most of that information on these boards. This would be why I have no girlfriend.
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« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2004, 08:28 PM »

Maybe also Vin Diesel in Saving Private Ryan.
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« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2004, 08:37 PM »

I recently saw The Godfather again and realized that the baby in the baptism sequence at the end of the movie is actually Sophia Copola.
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« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2004, 08:59 PM »

Eric Idle, Leonard Nimoy, and Orson Welles in Transformers: The Movie (god I love that film)
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« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2004, 09:43 PM »

Jim Carrey, in this one episode I saw of "The Cosby Show".

Also, John Cusack in Sixteen Candles.
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« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2004, 09:48 PM »

Enemy of the State is chock full of "I didn't know they were in this"

Seth Green
Jake Busy
Jason Lee
Barry Pepper
Jack Black
Jamie Kennedy
Tom Sizemore
and a pair of Cosby Kids
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« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2004, 10:12 PM »

Oh, yeah, and Tom Hanks's son on a porn movie about girls who dress like bunnies on aroasted bunnies parlor....
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« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2004, 10:32 PM »

Tenacious D are in Biodome.

I also remember seeing some old movie on TV once which had Jim Carrey as a gay comedian.
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« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2004, 10:43 PM »

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« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2004, 11:09 PM »

I was fucking blown away when I watched City Slickers again recently and recognised Billy Crystal's son as Jake Gyllenhaal.

Also, Forrest Gump's son is Haley Joel Osment.
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« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2004, 11:30 PM »

The Big Chill

The dead body at the beginning is Kevin Costner.
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« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2004, 12:49 AM »

Dude, I saw this amazingly crappy movie called The Keep on cable a while back with a friend.  It was shot in 1982, and it's about Nazis that occupy a romanian castle with a demon of some sort in it.  It's really bad, bad script, bad acting, horrible special effects, and the hair, oh god the hair.

Here are some people in it:

Scott Glenn
Jurgen Prochnow
Gabriel Bryne (AS A NAZI!)
IAN MCKELLAN!

And it was directed b motherfucking Michael Mann!!!1

Hot damn.
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« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2004, 02:13 AM »

Sarah Jessica Parker was the chick with purple hair in "Flight of the Navigator"
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