Search

[Igotantsinmypants]

For those of you who came to the PWOT fest in San Diego last August you might remember Bakudai mentioning other food eating contests around the country after some people tried the Iron Man Challenge at the Broken Yolk. One of them was the B3 Burrito at the Nascar Cafe in Vegas. The specs:

6 pounds

3 feet long

Stuffed with beef, rice, jalapenos, lettuce, tomatoes and topped with four ice cream sized scoops of sour cream and guacamole.

Did I mention it was three feet long? Because that is insane.

Well, two of my friends at work decided to try it. Apparently because they hate themselves and want to die an early death.

The monster itself.


My friends Anthony and Gary starting their adventure to misery.


Anthony giving up and forced to wear a shirt to show that he is indeed a weenie.


Gary wondering where his life went completely wrong.

They had an hour and a half to finish the whole thing to get it for free, get their picture on the wall of fame and get two free passes to the Nascar roller coaster for life. They both gave up about 30 minutes in.

After watching this insanity I decided that eating a huge burrito is the stupidest thing someone can do. So I went out and decided to eat a huge burger.


The LBS Burger challenge at Red Rock Casino. 6 half-pound patties, bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickles, mustard, mayo and ghost peppers--the hottest peppers in the world. Also, there's a pound of fries on the side.


The ghost peppers are so hot that they gave me a waiver I had to sign before they would serve it to me. It also probably said I was a retard but I didn't read the whole thing.


I had an hour to eat the whole thing. About 20 minutes in I realized I made a huge mistake.

After all this insanity I realized that maybe it isn't a good idea to try to eat 6 or 4 pounds of food in one sitting. I decided to tell anyone who was thinking of undertaking such endeavors that it was better to choose life instead of hellish insanity.

So in the natural course of events Anthony decided to go to Broken Yolk and try the Iron Man Challenge.



He got damn close too.


All the potatoes, one biscuit and and half the omelette.

That's it, I'm full.

[Bakudai]

Awesome.
I'm pretty sure I could finish that burrito and that burger at the same time.

[Nedroid]

Have you ever watched Man vs. Food on the Travel Channel?  This is exactly the kind of thing that guy eats all the time without even caring.

[MrTweek]

Gary wondering where his life went completely wrong.

What's it like being friends with WWE superstar "The Big Show"?



Is it awesome?  I bet it's awesome.

[BondFiction]

One time I ate a whole planet because I am Galactus, so this is child's play to me.

Nice try though.

[Igotantsinmypants]

Have you ever watched Man vs. Food on the Travel Channel?  This is exactly the kind of thing that guy eats all the time without even caring.

That stupid show and the Iron Man Challenge back in August is what starting this craziness with my friends and I. Anthony actually sat at the same table where the show was filmed.



Damn you television for making me do stupid things.

[BennyB]

I like how your friend repeatedly notifies us via his shirt as to how much fear he has regarding the challenges(see: none).

[sr3116]

One time I ate a whole planet because I am Galactus, so this is child's play to me.

Nice try though.

Oh yeah hotshot, try eating this.

[Callipygian]

Were you able to handle the ghost peppers in that giant burger?  Also your friend must have a Hefty Bag for a stomach because that is ridiculous that he got that close to finishing the Ironman Challenge.

[ninja]

Look at Gary.  He's 4 bites into it and he's already gone through 6 napkins.  And look at that man vs. food table.  It looks like someone died there.

I like his style.

[facefault]

This thread is making me hungry.

[plustax]

All of you.

Are so fat.

[Cheesebob]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Since you and your friends 'enjoy' massive food, try and get this recipe book (legally or otherwise) and give them a go.

I bought one and I am too scared to even make somthing due to having a stomach like a walnut and being a pussy in general.

[RummyLu]

This thread made me do two things:

1) Decide to make tacos for dinner
2) Click the little red button on the top right of this page

Thanks Ants In My Pants, In your honour I'm going to pour a 40 of Pepto-Bismol out on the pavement tonight!

[Bakudai]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Since you and your friends 'enjoy' massive food, try and get this recipe book (legally or otherwise) and give them a go.

I bought one and I am too scared to even make somthing due to having a stomach like a walnut and being a pussy in general.

No, you misunderstand.
You only enjoy eating massive food to prove you are better than people. That is what makes it ok. If you eat it on your own you are just a fatty fat fat fat.

[Igotantsinmypants]

Were you able to handle the ghost peppers in that giant burger?  Also your friend must have a Hefty Bag for a stomach because that is ridiculous that he got that close to finishing the Ironman Challenge.

The peppers were hot but when it was mixed into the beef it wasn't overpowering. Thank you beef, bacon and fat for saving me.

[HRSA]

I believe my arteries have clogged just looking at those pictures.

I'm curious, what leads one to eat all that? I can't think of much that would justify it, because later you will, quite literally, shit bricks.

[I-Rod]

The fact that you can showcase your male superiority if you finish that challenge

[mmmcoffeetogo]

A have two questions. How much does the B3 Burrito cost? Also, what were your friends' next bowel movements like?

[Igotantsinmypants]

It costs $19.95 if you can't finish it.

And their bowel movements were lovely. Don't ask me how I know.