Sometimes when I stay over at my freinds house, I act like im asleep and when he falls asleep, I go down stairs and find a random place and take a shit on the floor, and in the morning when his family finds it, I just blame it on the cat! (I usually just do it at the bottom of the stairs and one day his mom slipped on it!!) Anyway like the 5th time I was over at his house, I go down stairs and shit EVERYWHERE and the next morning when I say it was the cat, they remind me that their cat died last tuesday. So they found out it was me and I had to go home early, and they told my parents.
Who the fuck does this?
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