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« on: November 06, 2009, 04:27 PM »

I hope to god I've put this in the right place. Please, by all means, shoot me down in a ball of flame otherwise.

I go to Sarah Lawrence. If you haven't heard of it, just think how much it hurts your bank account to pay $54,000 a year to make movies and run around New York. It's fun, really fun, but I am broke.

To help me get a measly $1,000 towards this venture of drunken amusement I'm arguing that Bugs Bunny is the best cartoon character ever created. He's funny, he doesn't take shit from anybody and even when a psychopath with a gun is chasing him he manages to look good in a dress. I'm not even sure Eddie Izzard could pull that off.

Agree? Then please vote for me at http://bit.ly/1kW8gn.
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« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2009, 06:32 PM »

Seeing as you're a productive and respected long time member of the forums, why not?
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« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2009, 06:59 PM »

I'm assuming we're never seeing this person again but, person, if you come back, please read this.
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« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2009, 09:56 PM »

Hopefully, that's all, folks.
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« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2009, 10:10 PM »

Has ANYBODY clicked on the link?  I'm a tad curious, but not enough to do it.
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« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2009, 10:17 PM »

I clicked it, but I'm still not sure what it's supposed to mean.
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2009, 10:22 PM »

For those of you too scared/lazy to click the link, here is what you see:



On the side there's a button where you can vote for it.  That's all.

Incidentally, what happened to the other half of the table?  Seems like that could be a problem.
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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2009, 10:56 PM »

It interests me that they took the time to edit out Gossamer's hand but couldn't be assed to get rid of the table.
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« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2009, 11:34 PM »

So what, if enough people "vote" for that image he gets a thousand bucks, or something?

Is there anything we can do to make him have to pay a thousand bucks?
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« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2009, 11:37 PM »

Hey, panyd.  Give us a thousand bucks.

Now we wait.
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« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2009, 11:51 PM »

It interests me that they took the time to edit out Gossamer's hand but couldn't be assed to get rid of the table.

Nevrmore is my favorite person for saying that guys name finally. I just thought it was Monster, or Mr. Hairy Red-Assed Skull.
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« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2009, 12:02 AM »


Well she got my vote.

Anyone else need $1,000, I have a little more cash in my quarterly budget.
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« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2009, 12:05 AM »

Send it here
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« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2009, 12:06 AM »

Whoa.  I thought Switchblade was being sarcastic but he just Paypal'd me $1000 for real.  This... this is amazing.  Thank you, Switchblade.
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« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2009, 12:10 AM »

Oh to Switchblade $ are actually rapebucks. You can cash those in with him anytime, but you will be sore if you deposit all at once.
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« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2009, 12:33 AM »


Oh Nedroid, that money was actually a retainer.  The pineapple in this picture...







That Nedromon should be in pictures. We want him, we need him.   

We need to know his name and we're not leaving until he's ours.
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« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2009, 12:42 AM »

Damn you, Switchblade. Get away. Nedromon's mine.

Nedroid, I'll pay you double what Switchblade's paying you for Nedromon- no, wait! Triple! And I'll throw in a free fruit basket. It has papaya.
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« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2009, 01:16 AM »

It interests me that they took the time to edit out Gossamer's hand but couldn't be assed to get rid of the table.

Nevrmore is my favorite person for saying that guys name finally. I just thought it was Monster, or Mr. Hairy Red-Assed Skull.
Gossamer is the most underrated Looney Tunes character ever. He deserves love. I mean, sexually. I doubt he's into the club scene.
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« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2009, 12:43 PM »



If you like Gossamer, you should totally vote for my entry and then I'll be rich rich rich and I'll laugh haha as I pay for film school with money I didn't earn by breaking forum rules but still expecting everyone to fund my need for education and tranny love. 


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« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2009, 09:11 PM »

I voted for you . now you owe me .   
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