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Parcae
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« on: November 06, 2009, 04:05 AM »

Some of you may remember a Let's Play on these forums a while back, about Fermun's efforts to conquer Asia with the insidious Muskovites.  A week ago, I decided that I was at least twice as crazy as Fermun and should therefore write about the rise to power of the great nation of Ethiopia on the EUIII forums:

In East Africa, no one can hear you prepare to get swamped by religious rebels

War for fun and profit

Don't like your starting provinces? Exchange them at Ethiopia's Theft-O-Rama!

Parcae, Breaker of Nations

Ethiopian Commotion 2: the gritty reboot

In which Parcae bends over and prepares to get fucked in the ass

The Mamluks discover what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps

State of the Prester 1

All aboard the Rape Train

My monument will be a heap of corpses

Maniacal Moroccan Menace

Or, of course, you can just read the thread here.
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« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2009, 09:35 AM »

Fantastic.  I'm horribly inexperienced with EUIII (despite owning it--whoops!) but I greatly enjoy seeing Ethiopia carving through West Africa and the Arabian Peninsula.  I'm looking forward to a monstrosity of an Anglo-Ethiopian standoff for the fortunes of Africa and west Asia.
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« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2009, 11:27 PM »

I love playing as the little guys, I just got Hearts of Iron 3 and I have yet to play as a major power. Maybe time for a Ethiopian campaign?



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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2009, 11:06 AM »

Holy shit you are better at this game than me.  I did not know you needed a king with high admin to westernize.  That explains away a lot of mayan frustration.
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2009, 03:48 PM »

Small and medium nations are fun as hell to play as, as long as you don't get destroyed right away. I love playing as the Teutonic Knights/Prussia which either ends up with me dominating central europe, or getting crushed early on by Poland, Lithuania, and the Russian factions.
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« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2009, 05:46 PM »

Wophungus, if you haven't seen it already, this aar is a great example of how to dominate with a New World nation.
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« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2009, 05:48 PM »

Forgive the typo, in no way did I mean to imply that you are a mushroom.
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