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[Raphael1986]

See what I did there? I flipped the script, it won't be flipped back. Not on my watch anyway.

1) Ever meet a rock stars daughter not named Liv Tyler-

Actually this statement is too sweeping, there are a lot of rock stars daughters that I would love to meet. To narrow it down these are the following cunts I do not want to meet

-Peaches Geldof
-that Ozzy Osborne spawn thing (I forget the name)

It seems is just those two, but my hatred for them is fierce

2) Step in dog sh1t

Too many times... too many

3) Get beat up by a room full of metrosexuals.

My pride couldn't take it. The perfectly preened eye brows, the skilfully applied fake tan and the manicured hands repeatedly crashing into my face. No. Not my idea of fun. Give me a room full of mud, 23 lesbians, 10 vibrating dildo for fingers and we're set

4) Get into a spirited argument with a white fellow wearing a hoody about the intricacies of rap music

I wouldn't understand his vernacular, it would all be too confusing for me. My brain may explode out of sheer frustration

5) Have a irish midget attempt to pick-pocket me.... again

Once is enough. I don't care how drunk I clearly am, I'm still going to notice you slipping your grubby little mits into my back pocket. I mean who keeps their wallet in their back pocket anyway... not me. Wait a second

6) Have a irish midget attempt to fondle my perfectly formed buttocks though by jean pockets

I don't care how good the jeans make me look, that place is not for you.

I kinda just made this up as I went along. I rarely step on dog sh1t, which is they way it should be. Gotta keep writing.

[Bakudai]

What is dog sh1t?

[Daedalus]

It's a colloquial term for excrement that comes from a d0g.

[Ozweego]

lies!!!

[TheDarkFlame]

1. Read this thread.

[Raphael1986]

Ouch, my pride.

[Bakudai]

more like pr1de

[Kamikaze Phoenix]

0uch +1.

[FR-Z-N]

5 things you don't want to do before you die?

1) Mentions something about meeting the daughter's of rock-stars and inexplicably includes a common fruit.
2) Makes up words with numbers in them without providing a concise definition of said word.
3) Tries desperately to convince us that he's straight (Unsuccessful).
4) Racism against hoodies.
5) Relates what I have to admit is an interesting bar story, though horribly worded.
6) Talks out of about his ass.

Fun game: You have an hour to figure out which place(s) you went wrong!

Yes, you are allowed to ask your mother for help.

[Raphael1986]

What a gigantic failure, I'm a piece of t8rd. The reason why I used sh1t instead of shit is because I wasn't aware of the censorship on this site. Now I know.

[Raphael1986]

I feel at home on this website already.

I come from a very abusive household. Sexual stuff was done to me. Incestuous sexual stuff.

[Remora]

Well you came to the right place.

[RuneJoker]

Then welcome home!

Take off your pants.

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

Then welcome home!

Take off your pants.

I like where this thread is going...

[Cat]

What a gigantic failure, I'm a piece of t8rd. The reason why I used sh1t instead of shit is because I wasn't aware of the censorship on this site. Now I know.

So you thought 'shit' might be a problem, but just threw 'cunt' in there anyway? I find that odd.

[mindpond]

1) Die

That would create a paradox, and it might create a rip in the fabric of reality. I don't wanna be responsible for giving legions of sci-fi nerds a hard-on, before they're sucked into oblivion.

2) Expand this list to 5 with filler.

I'll come back once I've died, and think of some more stuff.

[Logical Penguin]

The reason why I used sh1t instead of shit is because I wasn't aware of the censorship on this site. Now I know.

Congratulations gentlemen. We've finally done it. We've even managed to censor censorship.

[Kamikaze Phoenix]

Censorship SHOULD be censored. Words like "sh1t", "c0ck" and "m07h3rfuck3r" are severely offensive to people who speak full blown English and credit themselves with adult brains.

Help put an end to censorship. Won't you give a "fuck"?

[16_tons]

Where do I send my contribution?

[Raphael1986]

This censorship thing is easy enough to explain. The last forum I was on censored the excrement words- the shit, crap, anal output, black banana, Tom Cruise missiles, space slug, rectum warriors, hells candy, corn eyed brown trout, chocolate hostage's of the world. Oddly enough it didn't censor cunt. I want to say empiricism.