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« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2009, 05:28 PM »
Can't wait, can we get any hint of what this may actually be about?

Not that it matters, I form a cult around it anyways!  Can't wait!
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« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2009, 08:23 PM »
DOB and Swaim have melted my usual cynicism towards trailers. Can't wait for the first episode!
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« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2009, 09:01 PM »
OH SHIT! I just though...No...Wait a minute...Does this mean no more Cracked TV?
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« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2009, 11:42 PM »
There's no way this is not going to be the best thing that ever happened.
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« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2009, 09:15 AM »
It's here!

Episode One: The End of the Beginning

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« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2009, 09:30 AM »
That was incredible.

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Just incredible.
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« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2009, 10:07 AM »
That is the best thing

All the other things are at least slightly less good
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« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2009, 10:09 AM »
I do have to ask why there was censoring, as there never has been in any of the other videos (I'm pretty sure, anyway - I don't think I've seen any with a censor in place, at least.)

That was the only thing that stuck out for me, and it stopped bothering me almost immediately on account of that was was the best thing ever.
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« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2009, 10:21 AM »
"Gasp, the chief? I heard he eats guns and shits bullets. I heard his toilet...it gets shot when he poops." That was fucking hilarious. And I don't mean just that one line, I meant the whole video. Those were just poorly structured sentences that I refuse to fix because I'm showing the English language who's boss.
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« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2009, 10:23 AM »
One thing you didn't get a real sense for watching the advance screening episodes was the extent they took the buddy cop angle to. It  was already great, and this makes it so much greater. You guys have no idea how good this gets.
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« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2009, 10:28 AM »
Is the chief Jack? Because that's fantastic.
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« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2009, 10:38 AM »
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Oren J.Katzeff is a lawyer, comedian, and Jewish - yes, it doesn't get more redundant than that. He is the General Manager of Cracked.com, so playing the role of The Chief in Agents of Cracked didn't require much of a character study for him.


I was also bugged by the censorship beeps, for what it's worth.  Other than that, this was a great thing to come home to after a crappy morning at work.
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« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2009, 10:55 AM »
The red head guy in the first episode, kind of reminds me of Steve Buscemi and Edward Norton.

But that's just me.
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« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2009, 11:04 AM »
This just made my monday less asssucky
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« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2009, 12:59 PM »
Quote from: RivenHale on November 09, 2009, 10:09 AM
I do have to ask why there was censoring, as there never has been in any of the other videos (I'm pretty sure, anyway - I don't think I've seen any with a censor in place, at least.)

That was the only thing that stuck out for me, and it stopped bothering me almost immediately on account of that was was the best thing ever.

Honestly? We all thought bleeps were funnier. They bring a special attention to the swears and make them stand out a little bit more. I mean, in real life, nothing beats a well-time "motherfucker" or "horseshit," but when it comes to video, with few exceptions, I think bleeps end up being funnier. I think about all of the jokes in Arrested Development that used the bleep, ("I [bleep]ed Navgahbadalia"). Would those have been improved if we heard GOB saying "fuck?" I don't personally think so.

At any rate, the bleeps will continue. I encourage you to scream "fuck" while watching at home to compensate.
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« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2009, 01:01 PM »
That was just outstanding.  Why do I have the feeling that I'll be working "Gasp!" into my everyday vernacular?  Oh, right.  Because I will.

Oh, and I like the bleeps.  Like DOB said, for whatever reason on shows like Arrested or The Office, the bleeps always seem to make the joke better.
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« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2009, 01:10 PM »
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Is the chief Jack?

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« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2009, 01:34 PM »
Quote from: Daniel. on November 09, 2009, 12:59 PM
Honestly? We all thought bleeps were funnier. They bring a special attention to the swears and make them stand out a little bit more.
I thought I was only one who thought that was true.  There's just something about the bleep that brings out the childish laughter in me.  I know that the "Fuck me with a live fish" line would have been nowhere near as funny to me if it hadn't been bleeped.
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« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2009, 01:36 PM »
I feel the cast is a little too Caucasian-heavy.

I'm saying they're fat.
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« Reply #39 on: November 09, 2009, 01:36 PM »
I'm all for the bleeps to, especially since the whole thing has a very tv show sort of feel to it, and they don't curse on the tube...The bleeps fit the whole mood of it.
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