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Kamikaze Phoenix
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« on: November 01, 2009, 01:57 AM »
I have just claimed what is possibly the most overlooked opportunity for a topic page.

Dongs.

I will be writing 95 percent of the material myself, but I would like to include at least a short section with "What Cracked readers have to say about Dongs" (it seems unnatural not to do so for this subject), so feel free to post any comment here. I will PM you before publishing to OK the quote with you. I'll also start a thread in AR, to get some random commentary. I have no doubt I'll find a few gems there within a day or so.
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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2009, 02:03 AM »
"Dongs are like Steven Seagal, in that they're awesome." - BondFiction
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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2009, 03:01 AM »
"Well, it's not the dongs in your life that counts, it's the life in your dongs."- BondFiction
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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2009, 02:08 PM »
"What's the difference between dongs and guns? I don't put guns in my mouth." - BondFiction
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« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2009, 12:33 AM »
"Dongs are like Cracked Topics; The good ones are always taken." -DongFiction
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« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2009, 11:05 AM »
"Dongs, like the chocolate rolls you put in your mouth? Oh shit, no those are Ho Ho's." - ZiggyM
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