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« Reply #180 on: November 01, 2009, 06:16 PM »

You're new to the whole "internet" thing, aren't you?
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« Reply #181 on: November 01, 2009, 06:45 PM »

How exactly do you wrap a pornstar around your mouth?

The same way you get to Carnegie Hall.
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« Reply #182 on: November 01, 2009, 07:24 PM »

By diving headfirst into the problem?
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« Reply #183 on: November 01, 2009, 08:25 PM »

Nope. You ask, and if they like you enough, they'll let you pay them.
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« Reply #184 on: November 02, 2009, 02:00 AM »


You put it on your bill!





if that question was asked to a duck
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« Reply #185 on: November 02, 2009, 08:46 PM »

I vote for kicsiviz because "No, that's not true" has been so consistently hilarious in the HoBP

kicsiviz is a jerk.  I vote for Kicsi Viz.
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« Reply #186 on: November 02, 2009, 09:17 PM »

No no no, you're doing it wrong!  The correct format is "kicsiviz is an asshole."
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« Reply #187 on: November 03, 2009, 12:13 AM »

No no no, you're doing it wrong!  The correct format is "kicsiviz is an asshole."


That's being pretty harsh on yourself, man.   Maybe you'd be less of a jerk without all the negative self-talk.
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« Reply #188 on: November 03, 2009, 01:13 AM »

Quote from: kicsiviz link=topic=26634.msg702312#msg702312
No, that's not true.
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« Reply #189 on: November 03, 2009, 01:55 AM »

Quote from: kicsiviz link=topic=26634.msg702312#msg702312
No, that's not true.
Touché.
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« Reply #190 on: November 03, 2009, 08:21 AM »

I vote for Nedroid, because I believe in his policies and know he will run a fair campaign.
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« Reply #191 on: November 03, 2009, 08:22 AM »

I also vote for Nedroid, because of semantically different but essentially similar reasons to the distinct individual above.
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« Reply #192 on: November 03, 2009, 09:16 AM »

I have decided that I like neither of the two posters before me.

They are bullies, and frighten me.

But I still vote for Nedroid. Of my own free will. Truly I do.


Nedroid, save me!
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« Reply #193 on: November 03, 2009, 05:26 PM »

I vote for kicsiviz because "No, that's not true" has been so consistently hilarious in the HoBP

kicsiviz is a jerk.  I vote for Kicsi Viz.

Is "No, that's not true" supposed to be a reference to Lost?  Because every time I see kicsi say that, I think of that episode when Ben's daughter got killed, and Charles Widmore says "I didn't kill her, Benjamin, you did," and Ben's whole counter-argument is "No, that's not true."
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« Reply #194 on: November 03, 2009, 07:59 PM »

No, it's from Gone with the Wind:

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Scarlett: Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett: No, that's not true.

What an oddly-written movie.
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« Reply #195 on: November 03, 2009, 08:27 PM »

I thought it was the excised final line from Fight Club that would have changed the whole meaning of the film.
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« Reply #196 on: November 03, 2009, 08:37 PM »

Actually, kicsi has never even said that.
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« Reply #197 on: November 03, 2009, 08:43 PM »

It's true.  I can't talk.
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« Reply #198 on: November 03, 2009, 09:12 PM »

Kicsi was actually the basis for Beaker from the Muppets.
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« Reply #199 on: November 03, 2009, 10:07 PM »

Also, the model for the Mona Lisa.
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