This was great, but I wish it had been done in descending order. Facebook news feed goes from most to least recent, not the other way around. Just one of those subtle details that can make or break photoshops. Still, it was clever in its own way.
And this:
The clue that it's hacked isn't in the technicalities of the hacking, but in the hackers themselves. "You are permanently invited to the love cave between my legs" is the key phrase here. Is it followed by a) a girl thinking,
ooh, I bet that turned him on, or b) six or seven fourteen year-old 4channers giggling on the floor?
"I can't wait to touch your wiener again" would have been an equally convincing hack