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« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2009, 10:17 PM »


So Beyonce wins the classiest act on the planet for that...she won video of the year, and instead of giving a speech, called out Swift and let her re-do hers. 
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« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2009, 10:19 PM »

Holy shit, is this what happens when you become so isolated by fame that you stop knowing how to act?
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« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2009, 10:19 PM »

How many awards do they give out for the same thing, anyway? Is it ten? I bet it's ten.
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« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2009, 10:23 PM »

BLASPHEMY!

Everyone agreed that wu-tang is for the children, and ODB wasn't a douche just crazy.

I was saying Kanye wasn't as funny as ODB, not the other way around. Kanye is not for the children.

I'm not sure how they classify the VMA awards other than "Best Video of the Year" and "Best New Artist".
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« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2009, 10:25 PM »

But you see, the thing is that Taylor Swift doesn't care about black people.
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« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2009, 10:27 PM »

How many awards do they give out for the same thing, anyway? Is it ten? I bet it's ten.

Not that I follow these things (wife...really...) but its stuff like best band, female vocalist, male vocalist, international.

Mostly it appears to be an excuse for the rotation artists to show up and play a song or pick up a trophy.  And for Kanye to douche out, of course.
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« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2009, 10:29 PM »


So Beyonce wins the classiest act on the planet for that...she won video of the year, and instead of giving a speech, called out Swift and let her re-do hers. 

The pertinent fact in this post is that Kanye's outburst just got about 500 times more embarassingly hilarious because Beyonce ended up winning a higher award than the one that West got angry for her losing.
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« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2009, 10:31 PM »

HyperGlavin: We get it already. You made a thread about a pre-existing topic. Nobody cares.

Sorry, I just forgot I wrote that twice. You didn't need to add that last bit though.

According to this (http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/09/13/kanye-west-storms-the-vmas-stage-during-taylor-swifts-speech/) he was kicked out of the VMAs. Or "tossed" as they put it. So there's that.
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« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2009, 10:37 PM »

You mean the article that was already linked in this thread, between your two "Oh there's my topic" posts? Christing fuck, you're stupid.

On the topic at hand, thank God for Beyonce. Watching Swift on stage, I just felt bad. Watching Beyonce when they cut to her, not knowing how to react, now that was entertainment. And respect to her for letting Swift have her speech, because that was ridiculous that they played her off after Kanye took her time.
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« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2009, 10:56 PM »

I like Beyonce. I dont listen to her music but that was the nicest thing I have ever seen a pop (Is she still considered a pop singer? Or is it some other genre now?) singer do. God Kayne is a douche. I dont think it really can be said enough.

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« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2009, 11:26 PM »

As soon as I heard about this story, I immediately thought about the column DOB wrote while back wherein he asks the age old philosophical question, "What if Kanye West is retarded?"
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« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2009, 11:37 PM »

I like that Kanye simply blurts out exactly what he's thinking, he's like a child. It's quite refreshing. Here's a quote from the apology he posted on his blog:

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i’m still happy for taylor! Boooyaaawwww! you are very very talented! I gave my awards to outkast when they deserved it over me… that’s what it is!!

which is actually very true. So Kanye can be humble if he wants.

I dunno, I like the fact that he spoke his mind, but he probably only did so because he's fucking insane. Boooyaaawwww!
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« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2009, 11:41 PM »

That was really awkward to watch. Like someone else said, if it had been someone like Madonna who really needed to be brought down a notch, it would've been legendary. But c'mon, Swift is just a kid. Although Beyonce's reaction was kind of hilarious, like "Oh My God, I'm involved in this!"

I can't wait until Kanye's career completely fizzles and he on the Surreal life.
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« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2009, 11:45 PM »

But you see, the thing is that Taylor Swift doesn't care about black people.

Or Kanye West doesn't care about white people.
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« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2009, 11:46 PM »


So Beyonce wins the classiest act on the planet for that...she won video of the year, and instead of giving a speech, called out Swift and let her re-do hers. 

The pertinent fact in this post is that Kanye's outburst just got about 500 times more embarassingly hilarious because Beyonce ended up winning a higher award than the one that West got angry for her losing.

That was my favorite part! It's like dumping your boyfriend for not buying you a Christmas present, only to find out he'd left an engagement ring on your pillow.

If he'd put his foot in his mouth any harder, he'd have given birth to his own shoe.
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« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2009, 11:57 PM »

Has nobody considered shooting Kanye at a night club? I honestly can't see the cops trying terribly hard to investigate that one.
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« Reply #36 on: September 14, 2009, 12:27 AM »

I heard that Kanye West was allegedly shot at a nightclub.
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« Reply #37 on: September 14, 2009, 12:36 AM »

Has nobody considered shooting Kanye at a night club? I honestly can't see the cops trying terribly hard to investigate that one.

Obviously you're basing that on the idea that the cops would actually try hard to investigate the murder of a rapper that wasn't a complete douche.
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« Reply #38 on: September 14, 2009, 12:56 AM »

This link's got a picture of Kanye on the red carpet that partially explains why he was tripping so hard tonight--he was straight sipping a goddamn bottle of cognac, and his girlfriend looks like Pythona from G.I. Joe: The Movie.
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« Reply #39 on: September 14, 2009, 02:01 AM »

If there is any justice in this world, someone will shove those stupid fucking sunglasses up Kanye's arse some time soon.
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