Register
Home > Forums > The Hall of Bad Posts > Ron stared deeply into Harry's big green eyes. sweat from his fire red hair...
Pointless Waste of Time
Search forums | Inbox | Profile | Signature
+  Cracked.com Forums - Pointless Waste of Time
|-+  The Hall of Bad Posts
| |-+  Ron stared deeply into Harry's big green eyes. sweat from his fire red hair...		 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
Pages: 1 [2] Print
Author Topic: Ron stared deeply into Harry's big green eyes. sweat from his fire red hair...  (Read 2722 times)
DeathByOranges
Regular poster

Karma: 76
Offline Offline


I love Dr. Pepper, and so should you!


View Profile
« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2009, 10:11 PM »
STOP!!

...



hammertime.
Logged
Check this out!
This is my soon to be band
CaramelBear
Regular poster

Karma: 2
Offline Offline


It bounces damn high.


View Profile
« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2009, 10:12 PM »
now thats just inappropriate....but I like it
Logged
motorhead069
Relatively new

Karma: -27
Offline Offline


Commander Kibbles


View Profile
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2009, 11:15 PM »
A flash of brown and red covered the room. Sheets of fluid washed over the crowd of people, and floating face down in it was Ron and Neville. "My god..." Snape breathed out but was interrupted by a cooing sound. Over in the corner a blood red pseudo-child was crawling around in the fecal mess. Albus held up his wand and whispered "Aborto," while a thin steel-like wire flung out at the child, much like a hanger, and the fetus fell dead on the floor. Ron got up, and to everyone's surprise so did Harry. "You saved me mate!" he bellowed and threw his body at Ron. As he pulled him closer, he made an "oops, sorry I think I'm going back: face" to Hermione who felt tears swell in her eyes, but just smiled back. Madam Pomfrey ran upstairs to treat for injuries and disease and took some magical samples from everyone to make sure no one got ill from the "mess." Snape walked over to Neville who was lying face down in the matter. "It seems someone is going to Azkaban!" as he pulled the boy up, summoned a pair of handcuffs and chained him to the door. Dumbledore walked over and to the tiny body of Voldemort's son and tossed in the garbage. By then everyone started to realize the oder of the chaos, prompting Ron to joke "Wow Harry, what did you eat?" Everyone, even Neville laughed. The laughed like there was no tomorrow, like all their troubles finally ended. They laughed so hard that didn't even stop when Madam Pomfrey came in and told them that they all had AIDs.
Logged
Stop staring at my sig.
http://www.last.fm/user/Condemned069
Kamikaze Phoenix
Purveyor of Dick Jokes

Karma: 175
Online Online


Non sequitur? No one said that. I'll have sequitur.


View Profile
« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2009, 11:18 PM »
The worst part is when Harry has the school nurse check him out, and discovers that he has contracted a nasty case of Voldemorts from Ron. Too bad he didn't think to cast Trojas Lubricatus.
Logged
>READ EXTREME MAVERICK PUPPY FINDER REPORT
>PLAY CRORK
>_
Pvt.Biscuits
Post Whore

Karma: 228
Offline Offline


Cigar to your testicles!


View Profile
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2009, 04:42 AM »
Quote from: motorhead069 on September 12, 2009, 02:16 PM
"'ello mate."

Quote from: motorhead069 on September 12, 2009, 11:15 PM
"You saved me mate!"

Why are they Australian?
Logged
Go on, kick my ass

Quote from: Chab Gassie on July 23, 2009, 12:27 AM
I think I should be able to edit other people's comments because often people's opinions are wrong.
sickandtired
Purveyor of Dick Jokes

Karma: 236
Offline Offline


I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't bring it out for air.


View Profile
« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2009, 06:17 AM »
Quote from: motorhead069 on September 12, 2009, 11:15 PM
Over in the corner a blood red pseudo-child was crawling around in the fecal mess. Albus held up his wand and whispered "Aborto," while a thin steel-like wire flung out at the child, much like a hanger, and the fetus fell dead on the floor.

Well, there went my throbbing erection right there...
Logged
SPIDERS!
Kick cancer square in the balls with us on team Cracked!
mrs.bombastic
Purveyor of Dick Jokes

Karma: 9
Offline Offline



View Profile
« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2009, 06:57 AM »
Uhh...what was that even about? It started of super gay...and then...dead baby...and STDS?
Please dont write anymore.
Logged
Hammerheld Mistress for United Centaur World Domination
kicsiviz
PWoT Moderator

Karma: 1108
Offline Offline


para cabello mixto


View Profile
« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2009, 07:34 AM »
You could always do what I've been doing, which is not reading the idiot's posts.
Logged
You are like some terrible thirsty pig.
 - Emma Thompson

I've been uploading some crappy old songs I (mostly) recorded years ago.
Zomburger
Regular poster

Karma: -4
Offline Offline


Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones.


View Profile
« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2009, 07:43 AM »
AIDS, of course, in the wizarding world, was an acronym for Awesome Incestuous Doubledown Sexing, and as soon as the word spilled forth out of Pomfrey's mouth, the twins Fred and George apparated out of thin air, fully naked apart from the licorice cock-rings that circumscribed their engorged members....
Logged
theguy2
Purveyor of Dick Jokes

Karma: 170
Offline Offline


Theodore Roosevelt is not taking your shit anymore


View Profile
« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2009, 07:13 PM »
That story went from very poor-written pseudo-erotica to nightmare-inducing hell abortions amazingly fast.

On the plus side, he's using proper grammar, capitalization, and punctuation, automatically making it better than pretty much any other Harry Potter erotica story ever written.
Logged
My sex life isn't dead, I'm just punishing the entire human population by withholding sex.
DrGarrigan
Regular poster

Karma: -8
Offline Offline


I want to eat your McMuffin.


View Profile
« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2009, 07:20 PM »
Quote from: mrs.bombastic on September 13, 2009, 06:57 AM

Please dont write anymore.
I second that.
Logged
numbers1377345
Funk Master

Karma: 102
Offline Offline


Great, kid. Don't get cocky.


View Profile
« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2009, 09:43 PM »
dis fanfick isnt nerly goffick enuff.

make it mor goffick.
Logged
Pages: 1 [2] Print 
Jump to:  
Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 2.0 RC1.2 | SMF © 2006–2009, Simple Machines LLC Powered by SMF 1.1.8 | SMF © 2006, Simple Machines LLC Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!

Copyright © 2005 - 2009 Cracked Entertainment, Inc. All rights reserved. CRACKED, CRACKED.COM and the "CRACKED" logo are trademarks owned by Cracked Entertainment, Inc. All rights reserved.

Powered by SMF 2.0 RC1.2 | SMF © 2006–2009, Simple Machines LLC