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« on: September 06, 2009, 02:13 AM »
His avatar, I mean.

No matter the picture, always with the green!

Does it mean something?

Is he from the Matrix?

In any case, I'm pretty drunk.

Glad I didn't actually post this.
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2009, 02:36 AM »
Don't feel bad, I'm drunk too, and less popular than you.


Also, remember this old chestnut?
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2009, 03:10 AM »
Remember it?

I lived it!





Seriously, though, no.

Is that dude humping a manbox?
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2009, 04:55 AM »
One time spermus tried to rape my ass with his dick, but I turned the tables on him when I raped his dick with my ass.
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2009, 06:26 AM »
I'm glad I didn't post in this thread either, numbers.

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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2009, 09:13 PM »
I wish that I was drunk...stupid blue laws.
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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2009, 10:01 PM »
I really want to know what is in that box.
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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2009, 10:09 PM »
Quote from: DrGarrigan on September 06, 2009, 10:01 PM
I really want to know what is in that box.

I don't know if you are prepared, psychologically or physically, for the full profoundness of that box's contents.





It's lukewarm pudding.
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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2009, 10:10 PM »
It's your head, Max. He's got your head in the box.
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« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2009, 12:53 AM »
Notice how Spermus hasn't posted yet.

What does he have to hide?

Is it green?
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« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2009, 12:59 AM »
I don't know but I've been told
Spermus was up in Nav's butthole
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« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2009, 01:04 AM »
Sound off!
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« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2009, 01:13 AM »
Aye Me lord! Ready to figure out this mystery are we Master Remora?
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« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2009, 02:53 AM »
Quote from: Remora on September 07, 2009, 01:04 AM
Sound off!

One two!

Three fo....

Hold on a second.
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He is in the picture.


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« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2009, 11:53 AM »
Quote from: 1234 on September 07, 2009, 12:53 AM
Notice how Spermus hasn't posted yet.

What does he have to hide?

Is it green?

What happened to him anyway?  Do we even have a Spermus anymore?
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« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2009, 12:23 PM »
For some reason I thought he had joined the Marines, but I may have just been hallucinating again.



In other news, Leonard is a mildly retarded non-hacker, and GySgt Hartman is a complete dickhole.
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« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2009, 12:34 PM »
You guys are all wrong. The box is clearly labeled. The box is filled with Men. Which, of course stands for:

Men
Encased
iN a box
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« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2009, 03:10 PM »
Yes, Spermus is green and Staff is black.  It's my first time been here, putang ina mo kantutin mo nanang nanay mo magdamag and trump my fuck-horn muchango.
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« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2009, 03:37 PM »
Somebody had better tell me what's going on here, or I'm totally going to fart a cable.
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« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2009, 04:50 PM »
hello, i make photographic comic strips known as 'montages', like the one below:-
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