I'm a paying customer, dammit. I should be able to have as many Hitlers as I want.
Chairman Meow is awesome.
I'd eat a Klondike bar.
Assassinate you.
I've been a security guard, a part time post office mail man and a stock boy. Now, i'm blind.
Bing has scroll-over video previews. Just sayin'.
Too bad I already have my own wikipedia page. Link