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« on: August 08, 2009, 09:11 AM »

Here's a tip: if your first impression as a terrible, obnoxious, trigger-happy thread starter didn't get you too many friendly welcomes, you'd be well-advised to change the way you post with your second impression.

Darth Google/ChadSyphrett does not understand this. This is why he is fucking terrible.

Do not be like him.

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Be serious. What would you do for Google, if you had the opportunity to get top page-rankings (1st search-result for any keyword of your choice)?

Join the Beta-side. If you do as I wish, Lord CERN and I will reward you.
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2009, 09:15 AM »

I'd kill a bear with my own two hands, but I do that a lot anyway so don't feel too flattered.
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2009, 09:31 AM »

The G-Force is strong with you. I like your passion.
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2009, 10:04 AM »

I'd eat a Klondike bar.
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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2009, 10:10 AM »

Assassinate you.
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2009, 11:02 AM »

I would journey through the near-endless wastes of the Result-Spam Deserts until I reached the holy mountain of Concise and Accurate Searching, which I would scale to the summit and then sacrifice the bloodied collective corpses of every blogger who has ever intentionally inserted thousands of irrelevant keywords into posts upon the ancient and terrible altar that appears once everytwenty-thousand years, after which I would throw myself into the raging pit of magma that appears whenever tectonic plates shift in the recquired way.
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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2009, 11:56 AM »

You're hilarious. I know some bloggers, who deserve to be sacrificed for making anti-google blogs about my staff & services.

I'd eat a Klondike bar.
You don't deserve top page-rank! Return to me, when you have a Klondike bar. I may reconsider your application/request.

Assassinate you.
Impossible. I'm the pimp of all webmasters, bitch.
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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2009, 12:01 PM »

I would make an interesting and informative site that many other sites would link to because of its relevance.
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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2009, 12:09 PM »

Kathana, you're obvious being serious. Why? HAHA I'm just joshing with you.

To be honest, I want hear you beg me for top page-rank. Don't fool yourself. That's the ONLY way to get ad space from me & my elite staff.
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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2009, 12:24 PM »

I'd sign up to a popular forum using the name "Google" and make a retarded thread.

Alternatively, nothing.
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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2009, 12:29 PM »

You shall regret your transgression. You're not invited to my next birthday bash. Consider yourself banned from my list of top search-results & consider yourself banned from EVER being mentioned by wikipedia (my lifetime friend & business partner).
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« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2009, 12:44 PM »

Bing has scroll-over video previews. Just sayin'.
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« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2009, 12:46 PM »

Too bad I already have my own wikipedia page. Link
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« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2009, 12:51 PM »

You showed him.
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« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2009, 12:52 PM »

Which social-networking website do you appreciate more than any other? Please tell me why you like it.

Related-list: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_social_networking_websites

For the archive/record: I prefer Orkut, but I like Twitter too. Social-networking is the #2 reason why most people use the internet (#1 is porn, of course). Correct me if I'm wrong. Sometimes I make mistakes when doing sit-up comedy like this.
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« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2009, 01:15 PM »

Bing has scroll-over video previews. Just sayin'.
Bing is an attractive website. If I wasn't so competitive, I'd blind fold that biatch and f*ck it. Please don't tell any of the other search-engines I told you that. That was personal.

Too bad I already have my own wikipedia page. Link
I was just teasing you. I knew you were on wikipedia. I swear to CERN! I knew it, the whole time.

Prepare to be deleted.
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« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2009, 01:16 PM »

I really really really don't get this whole nomenclature. Basically, on many of those sites, your social-networking skills are measured by how much of a basement-dweller you are. So nowadays, if you call someone a great social networker, you mean he's a person with no significant social life but with killer flatscreen tan? It's political correctness gone MAD!
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« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2009, 01:40 PM »

I prefer Coke. It may have a sorted past, but it still makes me feel young again when I drink it.

I don't anything against Pepsi, but it's missing something. Maybe it needs more corn syrup & high frutose. Hey! Everyone needs sugar!
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« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2009, 01:44 PM »

I'll take your mainstream 'Cola Wars' drinks and raise you a Dr. Pepper.
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« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2009, 01:49 PM »

I raise you a Mountain Dew... because it has funny commercials.
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