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« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2009, 07:36 PM »

"Reptilia" by The Strokes, english to simplified chinese

He as if remembered always that you by the way came.
Tells our story I to know that you will not be annoying
I to be afraid you not to insist
you sound please to adopt this present very sleepily to leave behind my

me to say not please decelerate me, if I will go to be too fast
you am in a ours town strange part.
the night did not finish you not to attempt enough difficultly,
our life traded said that you have run my road,
waited for that finishes me to take over control now, you no longer laugh at me not to submerge fast enough

present each time me to think my,
I thought I told you this world am not catch fire for your room,
when she repaired you to sound the very angry her hair to be please calm gets down, you found my

me saying that not please decelerate me, if I went to be too fast
you am in a ours town strange part.
the night did not finish you not to attempt enough difficultly,
our life traded said that you have run my road, waited for that finishes me to take over control now,
you no longer laughed at me not to submerge fast enough.
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« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2009, 07:43 PM »

Everybody is kung-fu fights
these cats is fast achievement lightning
in fact its slightly frightning,
but they have fought with expert's time
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« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2009, 07:44 PM »

I like the big butt
Sir Mix-A-Lot

I like the big butt, and I am impossible your that which lies
other brothers not to be impossible to deny,
when the girl comes in with the piece waist,
and you obtain the bounce in a yours face's round matter,
the wish draws out you to be tenacious,
because you paid attention to the butt to stuff
she wore in the jeans I to hook deeply,
and I was impossible to stop the staring at oh baby,
I wanted to obtain with you,
and made your picture my family boy to try to warn me,
but you obtained that butt enabled me to have jiao
Ooh very much, buttocks o' -
the smooth skin you said that you obtain in mine benzene wish?
Then, uses me, uses me, because you were not that group of common popular orchestras confuse
I to see them to dance let romancing preposterous sweat she, wet,
obtained turbine wheel light military equipment quick ship's
its me to the magazine is likely said tiredly the flat butt was the matter adopts the common black,
 and requested that his that her certain packing therefore,
the human (was!) Human! (is!)
Your girlfriend obtains the butt? (is hell!)
Tells them to vibrate it! (vibrates it!) Vibrates it! (vibrates it!)
Vibration healthy abutment!
The baby came back!
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« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2009, 08:42 PM »

Sir Mix-A-Lot -  Like Big Butts: Simplified Chinese and back

*talking*
oh does Becky, have a look at her butt 
she to look like these to reprimand of very greatly person girlfriends
to understand that these reprimand the human, because she looks like a complete prostitute,
they and she only talk I to mean her butt It' Very big  I can' t believes it' s that in periphery
It' s there I meant,
it Total looked,
she' s so black

*rap*
I like the big butt, and I am impossible to lie
your other Brother can' t denies
that when the girl comes in with the itty piece waist,
and you obtained the bounce wish in a yours face's
round matter to pull out tenacious
Cuz you to pay attention to the butt to stuff
deeply in jeans she' s wears
I' m is hooked and I can' t stops staring,
I want to obtain with ya slightly,
and makes your picture
my family boy to try to warn me,
but you obtain that butt so makes my horney
Ooh, the smooth skin
buttocks you said that you obtain well in mine benzene
wish use me to use my cuz you are groupy

aint I' equally; is seen their dancin'
Let romancin' Goes preposterously;
She' s sweat, wet, obtains its goin to like turbine wheel vette

I' m weary in the magazine said that the flat butt is the matter adopts
the common black, and requested that
his that she obtained the packing

therefore fellow the fellow
to have your girlfriend to obtain the butt (hell)
to vibrate it well, vibrated it, vibrated it, vibrated it,
the healthy butt's vibration baby came back

(and Auckland stolen goods LA face)

my like' Big em circle and,
and, when I' m throwin contrary records
my can' t helps I' the m actin likes the animal
now here' s my scandal

I want to obtain your family,
and UH, doubled UH UH
I aint talkin the round dandy
Cuz silicone resin components to do for the toy
my wannem true thick and filled of juice
therefore discovers that filled of juice Duo double
Mixalot' Is that bubble piece starts therefore I' in troublesome s;
Im lookin' Has not come in rock video recording
Knockin these men after the appointment to hoe
you to be able likely to have their man
I' ll retains me the woman to like Flo Jo
I wanting to a thick soul sistas
word to obtain with ya
I won' t cus or ya which hits,
but I obtain am straight, when I said when I want --
Obtained its goin until the daybreak break
baby many pimp won' t likes this first song
Cuz they the waste lying hits it and gives up it,
but I' Rather d stay and play
Cuz I'm Long-term and I'm Strong
and I'm Obtains the friction to get down

Madame therefore, madame
you wanted in mine silent Xidi silk to roll
then the turn around
to defend stubbornly
the white boy to obtain shouts the baby to come back

(with Auckland stolen goods LA face)

the baby,
when talked about feminine
Cosmo ain' t must make nothin which and my choice obtains
36-24-36 only then, when she' s 5' 3"

Therefore your girlfriend throws Honda
Playin exercise magnetic tape Fonda,
but Fonda ain' t obtained the motor behind hers Honda
my Shui Mang don' t anything does not want, only if you've side obtained the bread roll
you to be able to make curved or the sit-ups, but invited don' t loses that butt
some brothers to want to play that hard role,
and tells you butt ain' t gold
therefore they throw it, and left behind it
and I pulls out retrieves its
therefore cosmo to say you're quickly; The fat is very
again good my ain't Gets down and that
Cuz your waste is small, and your curve is kickin
and I' m thinkin round stickin
you aint it
the wrong mistake gives me to the magazine beanpole woman of high station
sista I can' t resists her
red bean and the rice thought of that her
some fool is attempted his girl he has to dis
Cuz in mine name list the competition,
but he chooses hits 
and em pulls out obtains quickly with
Madame therefore, if the butt is in periphery,
and you want to cause X to throw three times down to
dial 1-900-MIXALOT
and kicked their repugnant idea
baby to come back
the baby to come back
a point middle that, but she let return
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« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2009, 08:44 PM »

Shit! I didn't see that post...

It's a double x throwdown!
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« Reply #25 on: July 31, 2009, 09:08 PM »

Does it have to be just songs...

Sir Mix-A-Lot -  Like Big Butts: Simplified Chinese and back
Wait, what the hell?

I am an architect. I have created the matrix. I wait for you. You will have many you questions and, although the process revised you maintains irrevocably person's your consciousness, therefore you will understand, and some my answer some. Consistent, but your first question is most appropriate you possibly perhaps or possibly did not realize that is also most irrelevant. Your life is person's sum total which an unbalanced equality is left over inherent in the programming matrix. You are otherwise although I sincerest I am unable from anomaly fortuitous any elimination am diligently mathematics precision am harmonious. When maintains the burden fallen leaf avoids its it is not unexpected and, thus not beside control measure. Which led you to make here? The matrix is older you then to know. I like counting am born from an indispensable anomaly to the birth under. In this is in the sixth edition situation. Because your undoubtedly accumulation anomaly is the system. Creation fluctuation in even most simplification equality. I design the first matrix is consummates quite naturally; It is the artistic work, flawless, magnificent. Its huge defeat only equals victory. Its doom's inevitability now is obvious takes the shortcoming to me finally inherent in each person. Therefore, I acted according to you historical redesign it, to reflected your spontaneous change strange style accurately. However I have been frustrated again my defeat. I, afterward understood that the answer has evaded me, because it requests the little brains brains to upspring by the perfect parameter. Therefore the answer by, is created at first another one and the intuition program trips investigates person's soul certain aspects. If I am the matrix father, her undoubtedly can be its mother. She tripped in the explanation, so as to nearly all test object 99% accept plan, so long as has provided them a choice, even if they only know the choice in an unconscious level. When this is replied affects it has radically obviously the flaw otherwise, thus creates time the contradictory system anomaly. If leaves without the inspection might threat system, therefore rejection program's these, when minority, if not after inspection time will cause a disaster's promotion possibility. You in here, because will destroy Zion. Its each survival resident has terminated, it the entire existence which eradicates. The denial is all person's response which most may forecast. But, felt relieved, this will be we have destroyed its sixth time. And we become the extremely high efficiency in it. Function that will now return to the arrival source to allow you to deliver inserts the prime program code again the temporary dissemination, after will request you from the matrix 23 individuals, 16 feminine 7 male choices, reconstruct Zion. The negligence complies this process to cause the great change system accident to kill everybody to connect the matrix. Which, does Zion exterminate in addition causes entire race's becoming extinct finally. Has us to prepare to accept the survival the level. However is related the question is you whether to prepare responsibility this world which undertakes each person to die.
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« Reply #26 on: July 31, 2009, 10:45 PM »

If I understand how this game goes...
Love Story by Taylor Swift. English-Swedish-Catalan-Bulgarian-Catalan-Swedish-English

Both young when I saw you.
I close my eyes and start again:
There is a balcony in summer air.

See the light you can see the ball clothing.
See you make your way through the crowd
and say hello;

You never know
This Romeo is stone
And my father said: "Reducing child.
I cried on the stairs
Question: "I ask you not to go."

I said:
"Romeo, somewhere I can be myself.
I am all that is waiting to run.
Can the prince and princess are
This is a love story - baby said: "Yes." "

So to see amagatotis garden.
Remain silent, because we are dead if they knew.
So close your eyes to escape the city for some time.
Romeo Must, which was a red letter
And my father said, "Reduction of Juliet"
But all this was for me to ask you, "Please do not go '

I said:
"Romeo, somewhere I can be myself.
For the future, all that remains is to work.
Can the prince and princess are
This is a love story - baby said: "Yes."

Sálvame Romeo - trying to say how you feel;
This love is difficult, but true.
Do not be afraid, I will do in this mess.
This is a love story - baby said: "Yes." "

Oh, oh.

I am tired of waiting,
You wonder if you ever around.
My belief that you reduce
When you was out of town

I said:
"Romeo save - I feel so alone.
We are still waiting for you, but you never.
This is your boss? I do not know what to think "

It was kneel on the floor and took out a ring and said:
"Casa't me, Juliet - you'll never be alone.
I love you and that is all I know.
I spoke with my father - went to a wedding dress;
This is a love story - baby said: "Yes." "

Oh, oh. Oh, oh.

Since both young when I saw ...
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« Reply #27 on: July 31, 2009, 10:51 PM »

Hotel California
on a dark desert highway,
in mine hair's cool breeze
colitas warm smell, rises through the air
in front of is away from, I looked at the flare light
my head to grow heavily, and my sight grew is dim I to stop in night of
there her standing in the way entrance; I have heard the duty ting,
and I think for me, ' This possibly is the heaven or this is possibly Hell'
Then she has turned on a candle, and she had demonstrated
our type has under the corridor sound, I thought that I heard them to say…
Welcome to hotel California this kind of lovable place (this kind of lovable place) this kind of lovable face
massive rooms (any time year) you to be able to find its here
her brains Tiffany in hotel California any time year to reverse,
did she obtain the silent Xidi silk to bend her to obtain her to tell the friend prettily,
how the pretty boy they dances in the garden, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance needs to remember, forgot some dance
therefore I called captain, ' Please bring my my wine'
He said that ' Our haven' t has that spiritual here from 1969 ' Since;
And these sounds from very far still called, awakened by noise in the midnight you hears they to say…
Welcome to hotel California this kind of lovable place (this kind of lovable place) this kind of lovable face
they livin' It good surprised (anything good surprised) brings your excuse in hotel California
in ceiling's mirror, in ice pink champagne, and she said
' We in complete prisoner here, our device'
And in master' the s room, they gathered them for the feast meal
to stab it and their steeliness knife, but their can' t kills the antecedent matter which the wild animal
I remembered, I am run gate I to discover paragraph to place I before is ' Relaxation, '
A night of person said that ' We are programmed accept.
Time you like, you can settle accounts leave, but you cannot leave! '

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« Reply #28 on: July 31, 2009, 10:52 PM »

That was English to Simple Chinese and back.

Sorry for the double post.
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« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2009, 11:03 PM »

English > Chinese > English

   
Bar stool to see the birds
Waiting for her clean and jerk
If she likes the way that he is looking forward
She will be working his ass
You know she is around the block
Try the doctors, lawyers, athletes and even tried
However, she like my cock!

There is no need to change it
This is the most reasonable way is
She found a greater success
She went to his jizz
You know she is around the block
Try the doctors, lawyers, athletes and even tried
However, she like my cock!

There are many on her hand
As the door button
She is such a beautiful, beautiful, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty little bitch
To my cock through the flames of hell she
Because I can always tell her the future, I can always tell
She likes my cock!
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« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2009, 11:30 PM »

English>Chinese>English
 
the ballad of douche quadbike

But I'm No longer the homosexual
some person of donkey treasure taste,
but I think I've discovered treats
all which I need to do is lifts some matters and arranges them in the floor
and you'll  definitely come back me
and I won' t strike you to like the prostitute again
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« Reply #31 on: August 01, 2009, 12:06 AM »

Nothing like listening to (F)lannigan's Ball. 
English>Chinese-Simp>English

One Bryan Flannigan is attacked in town Mierdu spends until his money
then he to hit big with to feel again looks like a person,
bought has rented

With two floor's three lamination installments he to hold a friend's big meeting and,
related in a grand previous place is called Florian Hall and,
if you' ll listens to I' ll makes your eye sparkle
to the line and Flannigan' Quarrellings ball.

[chorus:]
Six long months I have spent west the elder brother,
does six long months,
six long months I have spent
the academic society west the elder brother am Flannigan' Dancing the s ball
I stride, and I walk again,
I stride, and I walk again,
I stride, and I am strideing
the academic society am Flannigan' again Dancings ball.

May momentarily use the free madame's beer and the liquor,
Marks Porzio the Italian macaroni and the sauce
has Faheys and Bradys,
Mcauliffes and Daleys the courting girl and dances.

Bryan Tully sings by he happiest form,
patron' s responded, and I lead em completely
I' d passed 6 months in the Forbes institute
the academic society is Flannigan' Dancings the ball

[chorus]

Boy has been hammered the girl is sincere
dances in husbands and wives and the group
the accident occurs your Dennis Flemming
through to miss Finneran' Invests his right leg's the band
this gal she has fainted, and sobs the bloody murder,
requests her son and gathers them completely,
Christopher pledges he'd does not have further
him to have the revenge in Flannigan' the s ball

[chorus]

Miss Collins has fainted her cheek among the tangled warfare now is equally red, looks like the rose
certain boys to declare that she spread the lime mud
had the small whereabouts to my supposition

Young Scotty to be able Jenkins to be very big and
sees his fair young girl who the wall stretched
to tear the left leg from the table,
and smashed all plates in Flannigan as soon as the ball

boy oh boy now this was the rumble
adopts has licked from the mean Ricky Green,
but I have replied that happy introduction very quickly
and gave started spleen's him

piper to obtain the strangling talent nearly fearfully,
they in his bellower, the chanter and have squeezed completely,
the girl obtained nearly in middle has trampled,
and that has finished Flannigan' s ball

[chorus]
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« Reply #32 on: August 01, 2009, 06:58 AM »

Riskay

Smell Yo Dick
(trad. Chinese and back)

the DJ search makes it [high sound]

[the telephone: Aviance]

Nigga this was the 15th motherfucking time I is called and has left behind the text
which your donkey information I completed your bitch donkey,
and your ain't The response what sexual intercourse haven't you been making what?
Whose sexual intercourse is your there and?
You think I'm Stupid?
Tonight already did on yours donkey my my girl who puts, when you get the home,
I obtained your bitch donkey's some news

[the chorus: Riskay (x2)]

why do you come in the home five in morning
Something's Continues, can I smell yo spy
Don't plays me to look like the fool, ain't Cause; Cool
so anything you need to do are let me smell the yo spying

[the poetry 1: Riskay]

It's four o'Clock and I'm sleeps
It's At night and you crawl
your could' ve told me, "I'm leaving"
Now I knew why your there did cheat
you to obtain me to look like such?
When I call, your don't tells me
I'm texting your likes, "Nigga in where you?"
That's Sexual intercourse's,
the way you are me to look like such

[the poetry 2: Aviance]

I'm sleeps soundly thought that you deceive in
with the dirty foot bitch's club
my girl are there she witnessed
she has her to make the picture a camera telephone
you are grinds in the dance floor
blows wool ho to say the Diamond name
you the difficult clean tooth,
you are all which luminous she drinks,
you buy with nigga, your sexual intercourse needs to stop lying
before I am angry and draw out my nine
you to take a new bitch sexual intercourse,
then that's but fine don't the sexual intercourse she,
then tries with mine sexual intercourse you to retain
telling I, your ain't contacts her,
but something tells retains my you to go to the sexual intercourse her
and I ain't Complaint, you want the use and
Nigga throw down their boxer, lets me smell the yo spying

[the chorus: Riskay (x2)]

why do you come in the home five in morning
Something's Continues, can I smell yo spy
Don't plays me to look like the fool, ain't Cause; Cool
so anything you need to do are let me smell the yo spying

[poetry 3: True]

Yo, hey smells my spying?
Waited for that one minute prevents
That' how does the s bitch obtain her eye to swell,
and I don' t cares about homegirl which what you did look,
when I am in the club, what sexual intercourse did you mean?
Their ain' t has not obtained business,
gazes at me to look like such your ain' t has not obtained business,
places on trial me to look like such my wasn't
Felt that the diamond even likes that me is wants,
but I wasn't Plays the role of the comedian clown to look like such
That' s line, that's okay continues to believe forward any you the family girl said
nigga likes me, drinks many liquor assembly many bitches,
perhaps makes many pictures I to break the bread,
blows Mao Qi with 12,
but that don' t meant that you obtain pull my zipper
idea I drop entire town,
even if I cause the enough spying to take a walk in all directions (circle, circle)

[the chorus: Riskay (x2)]

why do you come in the home five in morning
Something's Continues, can I smell yo spy
Don't plays me to look like the fool, ain't Cause; Cool
so anything you need to do are let me smell the yo spying
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« Reply #33 on: August 01, 2009, 09:18 AM »

People = Shit by Slipknot
English - Simp. Chinese - English
 
Here we go again, the mother fool
progresses gets down, and how saw the idiot here
too sexual intercourse desire and is not afraid cares
about in any event the disaster? Right?
Causes the sexual intercourse to be separated from my face
to understand that I cannot feel any it is not,
if I want through me to feel that looks like a meeting the decayed filtration,
if I obtained the bastard who should die
to open fire opposed that my head, you lived, when I' Dies m
once more, the mother fool

everybody present hates me, therefore and I do not know with its sexual intercourse
blood in mine face and my hand,
why I amn't afraid the sob,
but whose life is that does not have your business whether is it?
Obtains it? Sees it? Feels it? Eats it?
Rotates it, therefore I may spit me in its face
to want to leave, does not use the trace,
because what I didn't want in this place deceased

people = to defecate
the people = to defecate (am you do?)
The people = have defecated (because I am not afraid you)
the people = will defecate (I are you will not be)
all people = to defecate

What does it never not possibly stop - you are sits to everybody
infection - me in Satan side
you wants from me?
They have not told me to neglect me to mean that
the conclusion made it not to need to tell me you to blow it
to stop you complaining, and was not looks like
your my sexual intercourse's it and your way through me fights in

the mother fool, what could everybody the deceased

people = defecation
people = defecate (is you do?)
The people = defecate (, because I am not afraid you)
the people = will defecate (I are you will not be)
all people = to defecate
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« Reply #34 on: August 01, 2009, 11:13 AM »

STOP! Hammer Time: (Eng=>Jap=>Eng)

It is not possible to touch this
which cannot touch this
which cannot touch this
which cannot touch this

my me, as for my music in me who hit to me so eagerly " You make say; Oh my Lord"
Me thank you using the heart to the feet of rhyme and two exaggerated advertisements,
as for that when knowing a certain thing,
the same home village person of the extreme dope paint from Oaktown whose feeling is good
and I itself have known
heaven blessing and as for this sound and uh, without being possible, to touch,

as for me who am it was the same home village person, (the fact that it touches this it is not possible,)
to be able to obtain, that' Our (is touched this it is not possible thing which)
glances how it is known, existence and you with my eye s, as for person (it touches this it is not possible that)
Yo, me the fan key it bursts lyrical poem made that possible (is touched this it is not possible thing which)
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« Reply #35 on: August 01, 2009, 01:06 PM »

"My Hump" -Black eyed peas
English->Chinese (simp)->English

What do you go to with to possess that kind of tattered?
Possesses that kind of tattered inside yours bough?
I result, results, results, results, you have been drunk, likes to you drinking my hillock.
My hillock, my hillock, my hillock, my hillock, my hillock,
my hillock, my hillock, my hillock, my lovable small group (inspects it)

I to drive crazy these brothers,
I make it in the daily paper,
they treat me exactly truly,
they buy my all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they shared
possess their money to brothers who me wore flies
I not to ask,
they said that they loved me the donkey and,
seven jeans, real Religion' s,
I opposed, but they continue to give,
therefore I continue to carry on adopt
and do not have me not to adopt
we to be possible to maintain at the appointment
I continue to carry on the demonstration.

 My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
you love me madame the group (love),
my hillock, my hillock, my hillock (love),
my hillock they must to you,

she have me to expend.
(oh) the flower possesses your money on me and spends the time on me.
She' s expended to me.
(oh) the flower possesses your money on me, do I,

what my you go to with to possess that kind of tattered?
Inside all that tattered bough?
I result, results, results, results, you have been drunk, likes to you drinking my hillock.
What do you go to with to possess that donkey?
Possesses that donkey jeans inside them?
I does, does, does, makes your point to be called you to scream
that is you to scream.
As a result of mine hillock (ha), my hillock, my hillock, my hillock (anything).
My hillock, my hillock, my hillock (ha), my lovable madame mixed up (inspects it)

I to meet a girl in the disco dancing to get down.
She said hey, hey, hey asks us to leave.
I am possibly your baby, you may be my honey
let us spend are not the time money.
I mix your milk to be I the cocoa to blow,
milkiness, the milky cocoa, blows with mine cocoa,
milkiness, the milky right mixes your milk.

They said that my sex appeal,
the boy they want truly to the nature I.
Always stands nearby me they,
always dances nearby me, tries to feel my hillock, the hillock.
Looks at my group, the group.
You can look, but you are impossible to contact it,
if you contact me to start some drama to it,
you do not want the drama,
does not have the drama, does not have, not to have, not to have, not to have the drama
therefore not to pull in mine hand boy,
you are not my person, the boy,
I try the dancing boy,
and moves my hillock.
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« Reply #36 on: August 01, 2009, 02:02 PM »

Impropagation by Carcass (to simplified chinese and back)

From melancholy chimney's insipid smoking bellow
Melts crevet in god Sheng I to rob calmly, and inclines
Person's slag which powders regarding hot drying
Still steamed in crematorium' s grate

Biological organic ebullition, bone asphalt, fat muddy dehydration
For mine harmful gardening, so that I can cultivate

You machine-made die at the point of death in the rich nutrient
In the sod which respects you to adopt lies

The energy which scorches is the lime is likely same, does not have the phosphate I to need
As the surface soil the worsened flesh and blood which uses, supplements and raises the seed
Tu Zheiren the sylvite, the ash was mature
Recycles my rich harvest, proposed that you die…Takes the fertilizer for the use…

Irrigation tear class, but must still feed the ground

Overturns and whisks off the content which the dust cylinder overflows
The illumination are likely few every time in the fire coal cinders
Extinguishes beatrific urgent document all hopes
These the chassis which scorched are longed for

The Exequiet divine service has now carried out, smears flu's elegy with the coal smoke
Enters region which I should curse, even in there old age is the work which must do

The nitrogen content is high, but the flesh and blood is weak
The mourner will sob - you nearby the grave never again to wake

The brisket which burns is renewed the ground, germinates my seed
The body which cremates is my plundering, uses their plant to feed
Plows this to hate person's fertilizer
Sows seeds my rich harvest, proposed that you die…The soil swallows…

Because must feed, dries the dead to bleed the ground
And still had the dead not to rest

I reproduce - in the grate dust

Whisks off the dust to the ash ash to whisk off the dust, dilutes neutral sprays in the water in the crops
The charcoal, the fat, the flesh and blood and the soot have actively fertile rotten apply fertilizer the pasture place

Incumbent - latent calorie expenditure

Whisks off the renewal to the ash ash the dust to have the corpse land dust to be corrupt
The morgue blows the detritus which falls, the hearse essential, the deceased is tied up to the hot fireplace nearby

Harvests defouled, applies fertilizer my soil
Causes dead-tired vital with mine fecundate damage…

Harvests, raises the land
Supplemented has my strange trick the pasture place which exhausts
Restores unnatural balanced, sows seeds my seed
The embezzlement of public funds departs, is in a stew I and the collection…

Therefore I recite sighing woefully which I am repentant, dead's bursting into tears
I disturb…Their rest
There should stand a row of cold pessimistic memory stone
My sale crop grows now…
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« Reply #37 on: August 01, 2009, 03:37 PM »

"Freebird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd to Chinese Traditional and back again
If I will leave here tomorrow
Still you whether to remember I?
Regarding my certain present travels,
Because has many places I certainly to look.
But, if my here and you stay in together the girl,
The matter cannot be the same.
Because I now equally willfully take the bird,
And you are impossible this bird which changes.
Your excellency knew that I am impossible to change.

Goodbye, goodbye, it is the happy love.
Although I am impossible this kind of feeling which changes.
But do not adopt it,
Because your excellency knew that I will blame.
But, if my here and you stay in together the girl,
The matter cannot be the same.
Because I now equally willfully take the bird,
And you will change this bird.

And you are impossible this bird which changes.
Your excellency knew that I am impossible to change.
Your excellency helps me, I not to be impossible to change.
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« Reply #38 on: August 01, 2009, 04:04 PM »

The flash flash little star,
how do I want to know that any you are,
is so high above the world,
in the sky diamond,
the flash flash little star,
how I wants to know that likely any you are
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« Reply #39 on: August 01, 2009, 04:13 PM »

Mirukuseki by Kelis

Me [mirukuseki] accompanies boy everyone in the yard,
That the way you is better,
Right that it is ugly you it is better,
But I may teach, I must fill up,

I having known that you think,
That we want that, making me,
What where the person goes to insanity for the sake of.
They lose their hearts, the methodological I wind,
I think of time,

[chorus x2]

La of la of lala of La,
Warm that.
Lala-lalala,
As for the boy as for my [mirukuseki] which it waits.
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