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« on: June 08, 2009, 10:55 PM »

Did you guys know Earth has a flag? And that it's totally fucking gay?



Someone here has to be able to do better than that.
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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2009, 11:00 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2009, 11:06 PM »

I want to have your baby, penguin.
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2009, 11:11 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2009, 11:12 PM »

Well, that's that.
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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2009, 11:14 PM »

That's a standard all mankind can rally to.  Bring on some fucking aliens!
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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2009, 11:18 PM »

Earth: No Womyn allowed.
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2009, 11:21 PM »

I now recognise no flag but this one.
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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2009, 11:22 PM »

I would fight and die under this standard in a minute.
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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2009, 11:48 PM »

How is the flag hung? Straight up and down, or sideways? Is it up to whomever raises the pole?
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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2009, 12:01 AM »

It just flies constantly:

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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2009, 12:12 AM »

Fuck me, that's majestic.
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2009, 12:20 AM »

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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2009, 12:29 AM »

It needs a name.  I'm thinking either

"OLD GORY"

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"THE BALLS AND PIPE"
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« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2009, 12:47 AM »

Taking a page from LBJ's book, my vote is for

"THIS IS WHY"
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« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2009, 12:48 AM »

Now that's a flag that can set up a galactic regime!


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« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2009, 01:23 AM »

This is my new computer background. I'm glad to be a patriotic citizen of Earth.
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« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2009, 01:37 AM »

When I think of the Earth, I think of this:

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« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2009, 01:46 AM »

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It all makes sense now.
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« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2009, 01:46 AM »

Captain America...or Captain Earth?
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