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« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2009, 11:21 PM »

All of you like sex? YOU GUYS HAVE NO MORALS!!!111
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Who're you referring to, shawtay?
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« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2009, 11:26 PM »

And you wonder why I don't like you.

really... whats your real name? fucking dumbass i know its not her...
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« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2009, 11:28 PM »

I just can't possibly see why the ladies don't go for you.
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« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2009, 11:32 PM »

You don't even know my name?

That's why Nav gets my wet tongue on his dong and all you get is the overwhelming rush of depression and shame that comes as a result of blowing your 20th load of the day into a cream-cheese lubed argyle sock.
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« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2009, 11:33 PM »

I just can't possibly see why the ladies don't go for you.

sorry if i sounded like a douchbag
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« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2009, 11:35 PM »

Note: I have not actually blown Nav.
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« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2009, 11:35 PM »

You don't even know my name?

That's why Nav gets my wet tongue on his dong and all you get is the overwhelming rush of depression and shame that comes as a result of blowing your 20th load of the day into a cream-cheese lubed argyle sock.

quit dreaming man, you wish you were a girl who could suck a guys cock. really your just some sick gay guy with no life who wants to ramble to people on the internet and try to make them more depressed than what they are.
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« Reply #27 on: June 06, 2009, 11:36 PM »

btw who the hell is Nav?
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« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2009, 11:37 PM »

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« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2009, 11:38 PM »

Note: I have not actually blown Nav.

and your not the girl... big surprise...
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« Reply #30 on: June 06, 2009, 11:40 PM »

All of you like sex? YOU GUYS HAVE NO MORALS!!!111

i wasn't talking about liking it or not... i thought people would prefer to wait and have it after marriage with someone special...
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« Reply #31 on: June 06, 2009, 11:42 PM »

What, butt-effing?
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« Reply #32 on: June 06, 2009, 11:42 PM »

All of you like sex? YOU GUYS HAVE NO MORALS!!!111

i wasn't talking about liking it or not... i thought people would prefer to wait and have it after marriage with someone special...

No, that's wrong.  The only person you should have sex with after marriage is your wife.
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« Reply #33 on: June 06, 2009, 11:44 PM »

Note: I have not actually blown Nav.

and your not the girl... big surprise...

I'm willing to bet you're not really named whatthejif!

And this isn't the only video and humor site in America!

And it hasn't been around since 1958!

I honestly can't tell whether this guy is a troll or just immensely obtuse.
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« Reply #34 on: June 06, 2009, 11:45 PM »

The only person you should have sex with after marriage is your wife.

But it's still ok to ogle boobs whenever they're presented.  If you can get someone to show hers to you, that is.
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« Reply #35 on: June 06, 2009, 11:47 PM »

And don't forget to Google boobs either.
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« Reply #36 on: June 06, 2009, 11:56 PM »

Hey whatthejif, I think you are overly-combative. What do you think of that?
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« Reply #37 on: June 07, 2009, 12:01 AM »

guy with no life who wants to ramble to people on the internet and try to make them more depressed than what they are.

Typing that must have been like staring into a mirror for you.
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« Reply #38 on: June 07, 2009, 12:03 AM »

His depression has made me much happier, so that's only partially accurate.
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« Reply #39 on: June 07, 2009, 12:08 AM »

Bearbaiter you don't count considering your favorite stories are depressing ones...
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