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« on: May 07, 2009, 08:00 AM »

Ratatoing - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2c1ptxw3uU

Video Brinqueda is a company that does rip-offs of CG films. Their films include Little Cars, Tiny Robots, The Little Panda Fighter, Gladiformers (and Gladiformers 2). They also did a 2d Disney princess crossover film.

Titantic The Animated Movie (Series?) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s

This Italian film is staffed mostly of unpaid interns and out of work animation students. They were encouraged to rip-off everything they possible could. As well as capitalising on the success of Titantic, some of the rip-offs include An American Tail, Speedy Gonzales, All Dogs Go To Heaven, 101 Dalmations and Lady & The Tramp. This clip really picks up about 30 seconds in.

Freaky Flickers - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UUtKNtiu78

Some shitty toy made an even shittier CG film.

Animal Soccer World - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukwhK9hcWA

Phoenix Games is a terrible computer "game" company that occasionally has crude puzzles, but mostly insane animated rip-offs of Disney films such as 101 Dalmations (theirs was Dalmations 3), Peter Pan and also The Land Before Time. This is a cross-over between all of them.

And finally, a South African/Korean joint production rip-off of Finding Nemo and Shark Tale (yes, ripping off a rip-off)

The Reef - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-bTfKv0mqI

It may not look too bad in the trailer, but let me convince you:



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You're welcome! Next thread, Inspector Gadget's Greatest Caper:



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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2009, 08:23 AM »

Rob Schneider is that hard up for work?  Can't he crash at Adam Sandler's poolhouse or something. 
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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2009, 09:34 AM »

the freaky flickers movie doesn't even seem to have enough plot for the trailer to have one.
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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2009, 09:47 AM »

Titantic The Animated Movie (Series?) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s

Frank, you magnificent bastard. Where do you find this shit?

I'm going to be saying "It's Party time" all day at work today, if I get fired it's all your fault.
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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2009, 10:42 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6oyVvLDO8w
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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2009, 12:47 PM »

Titantic The Animated Movie (Series?) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s

Frank, you magnificent bastard. Where do you find this shit?

I'm going to be saying "It's Party time" all day at work today, if I get fired it's all your fault.
I used to be a huge asshole, but now I go around helping people whenever I can just so, when they thank me, I can break out into dance and sing Party Time.
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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2009, 01:00 PM »

Frank, I would suggest joining the cracked workshop and cranking out an article on these fucking abominations. This is a comedy goldmine.
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« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2009, 12:09 AM »

I would like to get in on this secret forum action.

Frank, I would suggest sending me a signed, limited print of this comic.


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« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2009, 12:33 AM »

HEY LOOK GUYS IT'S A PARTY.
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« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2009, 02:22 AM »

Srebrenica.

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SREBRENICA.
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« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2009, 02:31 AM »

Frank, you magnificent bastard. Where do you find this shit?

Dollar movie rental night on Tuesdays in New Zealand. Also I spend a lot of time trawling Youtube for awful clips from dollar store DVDs, following the trail to the awful stuff that I showed you.


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Frank, I would suggest sending me a signed, limited print of this comic.

Paypal $9 for shipping (from New Zealand) to becky@tinykittenteeth.com and I will mail you the original B&W art for free.
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« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2009, 09:43 AM »

There's something weirdly familiar about "Freaky Flickers", or maybe it's just that they are that kind of toy you see in dispensers. Those ones you always wonder who the hell collects them.
And is the entire concept just based on the fact that, when all in caps "FREAKY FLICKERS" looks a bit like "FREAKY FUCKERS"?
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« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2009, 11:41 AM »

if you like mocking Titanic, the animated musical you should check out check out the nostalgia critic's review of it
he is to terrible movies/tv shows what Yahtzee (zero punctuation) is to video games
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« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2009, 12:07 PM »

Well, except for the fact that Yahtzee is actually funny. And listenable.
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« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2009, 02:50 PM »

"If it hadn't been for you I would be now in someone else's digestion."

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« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2009, 03:44 PM »

This scene from that Titanic movie is painful to watch.

So is this trailer for a ripoff of Kung Fu Panda, and this trailer for a ripoff of Bee Movie, both of which appear to be made by the same guys responsible for Ratatoing. They make me weep for humanity.

At least these parodies kind of makes up for it. Unless you're tired of YouTube Poops, or never liked them in the first place. In which case just fuck it, everything is horrible.
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« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2009, 07:21 AM »

So is this trailer for a ripoff of Kung Fu Panda, and this trailer for a ripoff of Bee Movie, both of which appear to be made by the same guys responsible for Ratatoing. They make me weep for humanity.

Yep, that is Video Brinqueda at its finest. There is apparently an article about their great contribution to Brazilian culture somewhere on the Internet. No joke.
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« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2009, 11:18 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVZnahk0-uw
I give you Raiders of Galaxy, a terrible Voltron knockoff that a friend of mine found in a dollar bin at Big Lots. We actually were working on a Sealab style redub, but only got about 6 minutes of it completed on the count that finishing it meant watching the seizure-inducing animation. Listen closely for the stolen Star Wars music.
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« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2009, 12:19 PM »

I have actually seen Raiders of Galaxy.  My friends and I found it at Wal-Mart in the dollar bin, and decided to buy it based on the title, and the description on the back.  I don't remember the whole description, but it began with something like "When T-Devil decides to conquer the galaxy, he enlists the help of Andrew."

OH NO!  NOT ANDREW!!!
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« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2009, 02:30 PM »

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From the "Party Time" video: Italian director Camillo Teti's Titanic: The Animated Movie tackles such delicate subjects as maritime disasters, the loss of over 1500 lives, and PARTY TIME.

That made me laugh SO hard.

Kudos to whoever found this. And seriously, what the f*ck do rapping animals have to do with the sinking of trans-ocean luxury cruise liner?
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