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[Navigator2001Plus]

While those original lyrics from Papa Roach's Scars are pretty good, I must admit, I feel they can be improved.

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My scars remind me that my teenage acne is real
I eat too many cheeseburgers just to feel

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Your hurtful words rend my emotions in twain
I listen to depressing music in the rain

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You don't have to keep any of the original words as long as your improvement conveys how deep and dark your soul is and how much parents just don't understand.

[RummyLu]

fat fat fat fat fat fat fat
fat fat fat fat fat fat fa-at.

[Captain Bravo]

My dick reminds me that your tits are real
I tear your blouse open just to feel

Sorry, I've never been very Emo. I just wrote what came from my heart crotch.

[Clicky]

My scars remind me my cat's claws are real
I tear my banana open cause I don't like to peel

[capricia13]

My art is dark, I stained my skin
the ink outside tells of the pain within

[Tobias]

My socks remind me that my feet are cold

I take them off around company if I feel bold

[dwiggs]

My car reminds me, fast is real / I tear my speeding tickets apart just to fag.

[Danny G]

My fat reminds me that the past is real

Just one more Super Sized Big Mac meal

[OneStooge]

These painful wounds that make me feel - tra-la-la-la-lah
Make it go away! Make it go away!
The cold, cold finger
rammed up my nose
to the wrist
Make it go away!

Tra-la-la-la-lah

[Norma.Jean]

My tears and my blood are both warm
I cut myself on my flabby arm
I'm not gay anymore.

[ominousoat]

This bug remindes me I never got a hug
(background whispers)From his mom
She's the reason I don't smile when I see a pug
(background whispers)It's a dog
I'm lying bleeding on this rug
(background whispers)Cut himself
That is why you'll never get a hug
(background whispers)From him
I really hate that you gave me the flu
(background whispers)Fuck you

[BeanBurrito]

My DnD mood ring tells me my feelings
It is purple, oh no, I am troubled
Only your 60-sided dice can do some healing.
Haha, 20s, my defenses are doubled.

[Huldren]

I sing along to Let's Go to Bed, I apply blood-red lipstick
My weakness is my tiny, blue dick
My thick, black eyeliner reminds me that the past is real
I sing along to Let's Go to Bed just to feel

[Wibblewobble]

Drunk, and I'm awesomely full of emotion
Like a wildebeest fired out of a cannon over the ocean
Little gobbets of my heart splat onto sandbanks
My longing for you isn't sated by handwanks.

I'm pissed 'cause you came around
Before I could dress you like an afghan hound.
Tired of life, my ennui is total,
But I hear you like porking,
(Though the evidence is anecdotal).

I channel my pain, my misery, my longing
Into the hope that your poon
Is worth putting my dong
In.

I'M SOOOO MISERABLE!

[Illiterati]

My calendar reminds me that it's Christmas day
I tear my presents open, they all look pretty gay

[SkinJob]

My iPod reminds that my life is surreal
Tho' I still piss an' moan at everyone
'cause I want goth appeal

[Clicky]

I paint my bedroom black and I cover up the windows
I look down on the other kids with their Xboxes and Nintendos
I'm too dark and misunderstood to waste my time like that
Instead I'll paint a picture of a rose in the claw of a bat
My parents just don't get me they want me to mow the lawn
They think I'm just a child, not an awesome demon spawn
One day I'll find a special girl, who's pale enough for me
Together we will show the world just how dramatic we can be

[SkinJob]

My mom just told me to clean my room
I told her no cause I like the gloom

[Wibblewobble]

I paint my bedroom black and I cover up the windows
I look down on the other kids with their Xboxes and Nintendos
I'm too dark and misunderstood to waste my time like that
Instead I'll paint a picture of a rose in the claw of a bat
My parents just don't get me they want me to mow the lawn
They think I'm just a child, not an awesome demon spawn
One day I'll find a special girl, who's pale enough for me
Together we will show the world just how dramatic we can be

Fuck, reading that made my fringe grow 3 inches longer, my T-shirts all go black and my skin assume a pale & sensitive hue. 

[Grondo]

A new year has come, bringing nothing but despair it seems,
I'll keep on smoking clove cigarettes, and wearing really tight jeans.