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« on: December 02, 2008, 11:00 PM »
EDIT: below is a spam message that was posted to this forum, one of several spamming the below-linked video. Hilarity ensues. And by that I mean that toward the bottom of this page, Sanchez makes a song, and a forum legend is created.

I have edited the title of the thread appropriately.

-DW

I've Seen alot of wild things in my life but nothing quite like this.I wasn't sure what the heck was going on at first but the last three minutes took me on the ride of my life! I mean do you believe this? I'm completely utterly lost for words. I can't stop crying... 

Here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iIYRZWBd9Y

What do you think? Will he beat the odds? I mean this is a true life real life story! The message at the end is so true too.
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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2008, 10:50 PM »
This is the sound of a record scratch as the music stops and, in the corner, someone vomits.
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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2008, 11:05 PM »
Why do people keep coming into Pwot and posting this?  Is this guy paying people to spam for him? 
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2008, 10:56 PM »
There is a disturbing amount of panning and zooming for something filmed only by the man being filmed.
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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2008, 11:10 PM »
Quote from: Clicky on December 02, 2008, 11:05 PM
Why do people keep coming into Pwot and posting this?  Is this guy paying people to spam for him? 

This has already been posted?  Should I delete this one?
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2008, 10:58 PM »
Here, it's not exactly the same.

dead link after thread merge - Quagmar
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2008, 11:12 PM »
Close enough.  I'll just lock this one then.
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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2008, 11:15 PM »
The same guy is mentioned in this Captain America thread.

Is this some meme I'm unaware of?
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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2008, 11:23 PM »
That thread you linked was a compilation of all the threads one guy started about that actor.  Every post that guy made was about that actor and asking us what we thought.  Then there are these two posts about his video that seem very similar.  It seems like someone is being paid to spam forums about this guy but that doesn't make any sense.  Who would pay for something like that?
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« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2008, 11:25 PM »
Could just be friends, right?
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« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2008, 11:32 PM »
LOL!

We are all part of a nursing group trying to help the man out. Especially since he is using the popularity of his vid to encourage people to fight cancer.

And I've been through some rough divorces and was about to give up on life till I saw what
this man did. He inspired me and now I believe I will find love again.
True love exists.

Maybe I'll find it here?
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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2008, 11:47 PM »
Quote from: crackpothottie on December 02, 2008, 11:00 PM
What do you think? Will he beat the odds? I mean this is a true life real life story! The message at the end is so true too.

There's no way this isn't spam.
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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2008, 12:06 AM »
I've been looking into this, and it's very confusing and stupid.

This guy... he filmed this gay love video, but he's trying to use it as promotional material to be chosen as the actor for Captain America. That's... yeah, ok. And he also tosses a couple links to cancer sites in the video description, so when anyone calls him or whoever his dumb spamming buddies are on it, they can reply "HOW DARE YOU HE IS USING THIS VIDEO TO FIGHT CANCER".

This same type of thread is just repeated across all sorts of forums. The opening post with "OH GOD THIS BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES WHAT A BRAVE MAN HE IS SO GREAT" and then accusations that the native forum dwellers love cancer and hate Christmas when they call the video gay and lame.

I'm going to go ahead and ban crackpothottie and go through and actually remove every link to this crap that's ever been posted here. Fuck you for trying to play on people's sympathies with the cancer thing so they'll allow you to spam this bullshit. Goddamnit, just... fuck you.
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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2008, 06:35 AM »
But I never saw the videos!  Now I'll never be cured of cancer!
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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2008, 08:40 AM »
The thing is, if they'd just posted a link to a thing saying, "We're raising money for cancer, click here to donate!" they probably could have gotten some money from us.
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« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2008, 09:25 AM »
I'm still not sure exactly what their gameplan is, but I really don't believe they care about cancer.

Here, and in the other forum threads I've seen, no one mentions cancer until someone calls the video a pile of shit.
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« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2008, 02:35 PM »
The Ballad Of Douche Quadbike.

Where the hell is Camerhil when you need a singer?
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« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2008, 07:23 PM »


Captain America! Fuck Yeah!
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« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2008, 07:44 PM »
I love you.
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« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2008, 07:50 PM »
That video maker clearly is a terrorist 'cos there's no cowbell.
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