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« on: November 12, 2008, 09:48 PM »

Welcome to the newest Cracked.com Photoshop Contest. It will run from Thursday November 13th until Wednesday November 19th.

This week's theme is:

James Bond Gadgets That Didn't Make It Into The Films.

Pretty straightforward; these are the Bond gadgets that were too retarded or useless or perverted or [insert your own adjective here] to make it into Bond's inventory. Fire up Photoshop and show them to us, the best one will get $50.

Entries must be no wider than 480 pixels.


If you've never played before, it works like this:

1. You make an amusing photoshop image that conforms to the current theme;

2. You will post it in this thread;
 
3. You can submit as many entries as you want;
 
4. If your image has naked people in it, please just link to the image rather than including the picture itself in your post;

5. We stop taking entries at 7 PM EST on the final day of the contest.

6. We will then pick a winner and run it on the front page of Cracked.com, along with the runners-up, thus making you instantly world famous.

7. The first-place winner will win FIVE THOUSAND pennies, which is $50.

8. The runners-up will win THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THEY ALMOST WON and other than that, not a damned thing.
 
9. Please leave this thread just to the entries, no chit-chat. If you want to talk about the entries, we have a separate thread for that here.

10. IMPORTANT: Entries can be no wider than 480 pixels. Any bigger and it's automatically disqualified.

11. If you're completely new to the concept of posting images online, you'll have to find some place to host your image, like photobucket.com where they'll host your image for free. Then you just link to it.

I know there is a forum file attachment upload feature but it doesn't work for everybody.

Go to it!
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« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2008, 10:29 PM »

For the next time Bond has to chase down an uppity black man

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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2008, 11:35 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2008, 12:05 AM »

these are the Bond gadgets that were too retarded or useless or perverted or campy to make it into Bond's inventory.

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« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2008, 10:10 AM »



My first time doing something like this really.
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