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« on: November 10, 2008, 11:25 AM »

it's called "La Pornographie des âmes (Bare Naked Souls)" NSFW if you didn't notice it says "pornographie" in the title. i love nudity and sprinting in a combo, this reminds me of a highschool beep test. only naked.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x280y3_dave-st-pierre-la-pornographie-des_music, the video Also NSFW.
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« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2008, 02:29 PM »

I think those links could do with a NSFW warning.
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« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2008, 02:38 PM »

While I don't think an NSFW warning would hurt, I certainly don't feel bad for anyone stupid enough to click on that link at work.
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« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2008, 03:12 PM »

Well maybe it's not NSFW for French Canadiens.

I bet it's like the "Hang in there!" kitty poster of Quebec offices.
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« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2008, 04:44 PM »

yes, my bad...NSFW.

though i too don't feel sorry if you click on it haha.
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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2008, 06:09 PM »

I'm clicking on it but I don't see any boobs.
I WANT ANSWERS DAMNIT!
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« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2008, 06:41 PM »

As a French Canadian, I have to say: yes, this is art.
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« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2008, 07:40 PM »

As an art, I have to say: yes, this is French Canadian.
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« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2008, 04:40 PM »

Needs ribbon dancing.
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« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2008, 05:03 PM »

I was watching the video and I got bored by the 30 second mark. So I skipped ahead to 1:25. I became slightly confused.
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« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2008, 08:59 PM »

This always seems to be my impression of those weird types of "art" that really shouldn't be considered art: Some hornyass bastard who can't get any compensating for himself.
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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2008, 01:42 PM »

As a French Canadian, it takes more than bouncing titties to get me horny. It takes cirque du soleil-esque mise-en-scene, and a vagina languidly smoking fifty cigarettes at once.

The linked video is just art. Boring-ass art.
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« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2008, 02:33 PM »

It doesn't seem like Art to me, more like a bunch of people running around on stage naked, and there are better places to go to see that.
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« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2008, 08:26 PM »

The thing that gets me is that some are actually surprised by this. Canadians have always been weird in our eyes, and the French have been doubly so in everyones. A French-Canadiot is even more bizarre. This is 'culture' to them. This is sophistication. Anyway, if they think this is art they probably think watching a 250lb woman shattering some poor guys pelvis is porn.


Its hard to remember but we look just as weird to them as they do to us.
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« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2008, 08:32 PM »

the things you say are hurtful
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« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2008, 08:38 PM »

The thing that gets me is that some are actually surprised by this. Canadians have always been weird in our eyes, and the French have been doubly so in everyones. A French-Canadiot is even more bizarre. This is 'culture' to them. This is sophistication. Anyway, if they think this is art they probably think watching a 250lb woman shattering some poor guys pelvis is porn.


Its hard to remember but we look just as weird to them as they do to us.

Who is the 'us' you are refering to? I can't sypmathize with your statements sir; we all know New Zealanders are the freaks of the world.
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« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2008, 08:30 PM »

The thing that gets me is that some are actually surprised by this. Canadians have always been weird in our eyes, and the French have been doubly so in everyones. A French-Canadiot is even more bizarre. This is 'culture' to them. This is sophistication. Anyway, if they think this is art they probably think watching a 250lb woman shattering some poor guys pelvis is porn.


Its hard to remember but we look just as weird to them as they do to us.

You're not the smartest person here are you?

Anyways, the video was very... different, but you think fifty women running on a stage naked would be arousing, but it's not.
And what was that hippo doing on the stage?
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« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2008, 09:35 PM »

the things you say are hurtful


I'm sorry. Would you like a hug? I did mention that you see us just as being just as weird as we do you. If you really need to feel better about things theres always the Canadian beer. We can never take that from you, just sneak it back over our border by the gross.




You're not the smartest person here are you?

Anyways, the video was very... different, but you think fifty women running on a stage naked would be arousing, but it's not.
And what was that hippo doing on the stage?

Did I lay any claim to being such? It was just my view on it. The 'in' crowd gobbles this kind of new age crap up, just as they think a starving dog is art. A statue of of feces in the likeness of the virgin Mary is art to them too. Its all crap, some literally, some figuratively, and don't think I won't trash my own country when this kind of crap crops up here.
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« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2008, 09:43 PM »

yes i would like a hug
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« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2008, 09:44 PM »

WOOF!  ROOROOROO ROOF!

BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON....IT'S BACON!

That's all I read into it.
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