Welcome to the newest Cracked.com Photoshop Contest. It will run from
Thursday October 23rd until Wednesday October 29th.
This week's theme is:
The Worst Porno Idea Ever.
Pretty simple. Keep it work safe, so be sure to censor those titties. Oh, and Kevin Smith's new movie
Zack and Miri Make a Porno is co-sponsoring this week's contest, so the best entry gets $100. We told them our readers wouldn't need any extra motivation once they saw the word porno, but there you go. Also, the winner will almost definitely become best friends with Kevin Smith. That's not an official part of the contest, but once he sees what you can do with a pirated copy of Adobe and a dick joke, we feel like it's pretty much inevitable.
Entries must be no wider than 480 pixels.
If you've never played before, it works like this:
1. You make an amusing photoshop image that conforms to the current theme;
2. You will post it in this thread;
3. You can submit as many entries as you want;
4. If your image has naked people in it, please just link to the image rather than including the picture itself in your post;
5. We stop taking entries at 7 PM EST on the final day of the contest.
6. We will then pick a winner and run it on the front page of Cracked.com, along with the runners-up, thus making you instantly world famous.
7. The first-place winner will win FIVE THOUSAND pennies, which is $50. The exception is the 10/29 contest winner, who gets an additional $50 bonus for a total of $100.
8. The runners-up will win THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THEY ALMOST WON and other than that, not a damned thing.
9. Please leave this thread just to the entries, no chit-chat. If you want to talk about the entries, start a new thread.
10.
IMPORTANT: Entries can be no wider than 480 pixels. Any bigger and it's automatically disqualified.
11. If you're completely new to the concept of posting images online, you'll have to find some place to host your image, like
photobucket.com where they'll host your image for free. Then you just link to it.
I know there is a forum file attachment upload feature but it doesn't work for everybody.
Go to it!
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