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« on: October 10, 2008, 07:14 AM »
The Associated press reports of a virgin shark birth:
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gV-UePymWuPU7HFxNgUXRUrakU1wD93NDB0O0

Do you think this is the second coming of the lord and if so do you think his disciples will be dolphins?
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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2008, 07:29 AM »
Quote from: Bloschi on October 10, 2008, 07:14 AM
"By the time they could realize what they were looking at, something munched the baby," he said of aquarium workers. The remains of the pup were used for the DNA testing.

3rd time's a charm.

Why are aquarium workers eating baby sharks?
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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2008, 07:37 AM »
They are supposedly quite delicious. I've heard they taste alot like panda.
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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2008, 07:41 AM »
             

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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2008, 07:44 AM »
Are you trying to say Professor Plum ate Jesus?
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2008, 07:48 AM »
Baby sharks. On a regular basis.
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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2008, 07:57 AM »
Shark Jesus is the bitingest messiah around. Shark Mary was even bitier, though.
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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2008, 11:16 AM »
This is all a bunch of B.S. because we all know that shark jesus was just another prophet and not the messiah that everyone makes him out to be.
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« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2008, 11:25 AM »
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "Jesus fish"...
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« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2008, 11:40 AM »

I have like 8 of these things on the back of my car.
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« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2008, 01:34 PM »
The jewfish concur that this was not the second coming at all.
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« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2008, 03:34 PM »


Does this make Quint the Devil?

You go inside the cage? Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Saviors in the water. Our Savior.
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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2008, 04:24 AM »
Maybe Jesus came back as a shark so he could get revenge on those who crucified him.
So he'll probably spend all his time eating Roman beach-goers.
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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2008, 05:44 AM »
Thank goodness for that. I'm sick of Romans of my beaches.
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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2008, 04:12 PM »
There's just one thing that others me about all this. How does one crucify a shark?
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« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2008, 04:39 PM »
With a crucifix made of coral.
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« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2008, 06:05 PM »
I know that shark...I "know" that shark...trust me she aint no virgin. 
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Well maybe it's not NSFW for French Canadiens.
I bet it's like the "Hang in there!" kitty poster of Quebec offices.
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« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2008, 06:28 PM »
A finjob would still make the shark technically virginal.
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« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2008, 11:06 PM »
Will he forgive everyone's sins or just shark sins?
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« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2008, 11:13 PM »
Sharks have no sins.  To a shark, there is no law, no morals, no right or wrong; there is only the Kill.
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Quote from: MindBullet on November 10, 2008, 03:12 PM
Well maybe it's not NSFW for French Canadiens.
I bet it's like the "Hang in there!" kitty poster of Quebec offices.
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