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tweakx4
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« on: October 01, 2008, 04:02 AM »
what are your favorite short quotes from the books? and as in short i mean like 3-10 words
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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2008, 04:18 AM »
"...in front of..."


That part gets me every time. It's from page 107 of the Permuted Press edition, for those who didn't immediately recognize it.
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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2008, 02:54 PM »
Quote from: Navigator2001Plus on October 01, 2008, 04:18 AM
"...in front of..."


That part gets me every time. It's from page 107 of the Permuted Press edition, for those who didn't immediately recognize it.

I'm partial to the typo in the Cafepress version that accidentally rendered John's name as an unspeakable series of monolithic alien letters that writhed as if the very paper itself burned them. Whenever I close my eyes I can see the image of those inhuman words burned onto the backs of my retinas.

It haunts me.
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2008, 10:09 PM »
"....Triple-kicked him so hard, the batteries flew out."
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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2008, 10:11 PM »
I may have combined a few sentences together there, but meh.  It's been a while since I read it.
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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2008, 08:30 AM »
"Now lick the statue!"
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« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2008, 04:40 PM »
"We are from the fire department..."
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