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« on: July 31, 2008, 10:49 PM »

Welcome to the newest Cracked.com Photoshop Contest.  It will run from Thursday July 31st until Wednesday August 6th.

This week's theme is:

James Bond Bongs: Devices For the Discreet Drug User.

Let's face it: It's just not acceptable to pull out a bong in most social situations. Today's busy stoners are counting on you to come up with ingenious devices that would let them get high in almost any setting. You can look at our article on very elaborate and very real undercover flasks for inspiration, then fire up Photoshop to come up with the illicit drug versions of those.

The best entry gets $50.  Entries must be no wider than 480 pixels.


If you've never played before, it works like this:

1.  You make an amusing photoshop image that conforms to the current theme;

2.  You will post it in this thread;
 
3.  You can submit as many entries as you want;
 
4.  If your image has naked people in it, please just link to the image rather than including the picture itself in your post;

5.  We stop taking entries at 7 PM EST on the final day of the contest.

6.  We will then pick a winner and run it on the front page of Cracked.com, along with the runners-up, thus making you instantly world famous.

7.  The first-place winner will win FIVE THOUSAND pennies, which is $50.

8.  The runners-up will win THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THEY ALMOST WON and other than that, not a damned thing.
 
9.  Please leave this thread just to the entries, no chit-chat. If you want to talk about the entries, start a new thread.

10.  IMPORTANT:  Entries can be no wider than 480 pixels.  Any bigger and it's automatically disqualified.

11.  If you're completely new to the concept of posting images online, you'll have to find some place to host your image, like photobucket.com where they'll host your image for free.  Then you just link to it.

I know there is a forum file attachment upload feature but it doesn't work for everybody.

Go to it!
 
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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2008, 11:01 PM »

Not to be a nick picker but you have a broken link to the article about the flasks.




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« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2008, 03:09 AM »



Kinda goes off the one from a few weeks ago.
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« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2008, 10:36 AM »

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