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[ralok_one]

earlier i made a post concerning
this communities lack of respect
for FDR

it was immediatly moved to the hall of
bad post
for no particular reason

this community discuss' many things
within this forum

and like any other member of the community i demand respect

i made that post simply because i was offended by the lack of
facts within an article

an article that says we should senselessly hate someone
because of something they could not prevent

[Bakudai]

You are posting in the wrong part of the forum.
You not getting jokes does not belong in HB.

[College Binary]

maybe instead of
typing like
you just learned

how to speak english
yesterday you should

take a setp back
and think about what
you are doing is
coming

onto a comedy websit
e

and bitching about
a lack of facts

also you can not demand
respect because
respect is something you
earn
and being completely
rock fuck stupid tends
not to


attract it

[raknade]

i stepped cautiously out into
the driving rain
it blinded me as
i looked
for her in the distance
her absence stung like a really big
bee
but my overwhelming thought
was
fuck this, it's wet.

[Carrot]

Maybe we should
be easy on
ralok_one

For all we know
he gets a piece of candy
every time he
presses
the return key.

One thing's for sure
FDR was
a fucking cripple
and if I ever met him
i would have made hm hit himself
with his useless legs.
And then when he tried to chase me
I would have run up some stairs.

[Ripper]

I demand respect, like any other member of the community, the man said.
She looked at him and her eyes burned like the end of the cigarette she was smoking. What community, she said.
We should not senselessly hate someone for something they could not prevent, he said.
You could have prevented it, she said.
He looked at her and his eyes were dark like the night that was outside of the house they were in.
FDR had polio, he said. Have you heard about polio?
The woman shook her head, her hair moving like strands of hair.
Here is a wikipedia article about polio, he said. Somewhere, a coyote howled.

[Sanchez]

well boss
mehitabel the cat
has reappeared in her old
haunts with a
flock of kittens
three of them this time

archy she says to me
yesterday
the life of a female
artist is continually
hampered what in hell
have i done to deserve
all these kittens
i look back on my life
and it seems to me to be
just one damned kitten
after another
i am a dancer archy
and my only prayer
is to be allowed
to give my best to my art
but just as i feel
that i am succeeding
in my life work
along comes another batch
of these damned kittens
it is not archy
that i am shy on mother love
god knows i care for
the sweet little things
curse them
but am i never to be allowed
to live my own life
i have purposely avoided
matrimony in the interests
of the higher life
but i might just
as well have been a domestic
slave for all the freedom
i have gained
i hope none of them
gets run over by
an automobile
my heart would bleed
if anything happened
to them and i found it out
but it isn t fair archy
it isn t fair
these damned tom cats have all
the fun and freedom
if i was like some of these
green eyed feline vamps i know
i would simply walk out on the
bunch of them and
let them shift for themselves
but i am not that kind
archy i am full of mother love
my kindness has always
been my curse
a tender heart is the cross i bear
self sacrifice always and forever
is my motto damn them
i will make a home
for the sweet innocent
little things
unless of course providence
in his wisdom should remove
them they are living
just now in an abandoned
garbage can just behind
a made over stable in greenwich
village and if it rained
into the can before i could
get back and rescue them
i am afraid the little
dears might drown
it makes me shudder just
to think of it
of course if i were a family cat
they would probably
be drowned anyhow
sometimes i think
the kinder thing would be
for me to carry the
sweet little things
over to the river
and drop them in myself
but a mother s love archy
is so unreasonable
something always prevents me
these terrible
conflicts are always
presenting themselves
to the artist
the eternal struggle
between art and life archy
is something fierce
my what a dramatic life i have lived
one moment up the next
moment down again
but always gay archy always gay
and always the lady too
in spite of hell
well boss it will
be interesting to note
just how mehitabel
works out her present problem
a dark mystery still broods
over the manner
in which the former
family of three kittens
disappeared
one day she was taking to me
of the kittens
and the next day when i asked
her about them
she said innocently
what kittens
interrogation point
and that was all
i could ever get out
of her on the subject
we had a heavy rain
right after she spoke to me
but probably that garbage can
leaks so the kittens
have not yet
been drowned

[Quagmar]

That was awesome, Sanchez.

To stay on topic:

[Sanchez]

That was a Don Marquis poem.

[RummyLu]

[Nedroid]

Can we all stop doing that now?  Please?

[JabberBody]

No, FDR is cool.  You know who was a real fag?  Abe Lincoln.  Seriously, the guy was shot in the head.  What a retard.

[SirMeatwad]

What the hell is a FDR? It sounds like a brand of wood polishers.

[Fortey]

an article that says we should senselessly hate someone
because of something they could not prevent

I'm fairly certain that the point Dan O'Brien was making was that FDR could have used bionic legs if he wanted to, he was just such a lazy fuck he didn't bother.  And any president too lazy to have bionic legs made in the early 1900's deserves no respect whatsoever.  Plus, it's been confirmed from a number of sources that he once got very intoxicated at the zoo and raped an ape.  FDR was an ape rapist.  I dunno about you, ralok_one, but I hate all lazy ape rapists. 

[Glenn]

Personally, I love the idea of somebody who found out about FDR last week and therefore can't imagine the existence of a community who could get away with making deadpan jokes about him.

[Wreh]

says we should senselessly hate someone
because of something they could not prevent

i dont know
what you are
talking about

[plustax]

So do you guys wipe standing up or sitting down?

[Carrot]

We know how FDR wiped, lazy non-standing bastard.

[Sa9jev]

Nonsense. FDR couldn't stand laziness.

[Glenn]

Sa9jev, that's the standard pun, you lazy fuck.