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« on: June 25, 2008, 10:45 PM »

Welcome to the newest Cracked.com Photoshop/MS Paint Contest.  It will run from Thursday June 26th until Wednesday July 2nd.

If you've never played before, it works like this:

1.  We're going to give you a theme;

2.  You will make an amusing photoshop or MS Paint image that conforms to that theme;

3.  You will post it in this thread;
 
4.  You can submit as many entries as you want;
 
5.  If your image has naked people in it, please just link to the image rather than including the picture itself in your post;

6.  In a week we will pick a winner and run it on the front page of Cracked.com, along with the runners-up, thus making you instantly world famous.

7.  The first-place winner will win FIVE THOUSAND pennies, which is $50.

8.  The runners-up will win THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THEY ALMOST WON and other than that, not a damned thing.
 
9.  Please leave this thread just to the entries, no chit-chat. If you want to talk about the entries, start a new thread.

10.  IMPORTANT:  Entries can be no wider than 480 pixels.  Any bigger and it's automatically disqualified.

11.  If you're completely new to the concept of posting images online, you'll have to find some place to host your image, like photobucket.com where they'll host your image for free.  Then you just link to it.

I know there is a forum file attachment upload feature but it doesn't work for everybody.

Couldn't be simpler.  Ready?
 
Okay.  This week's theme is:

Historical Events As Drawn By a 5 Year-Old.

We're doing it a little different this week. We currently have a great forum thread on Hollywood Blockbusters as drawn by a 6 year-old, so using that as inspiration, break out Photoshop or MS Paint and give us famous historical events, as they'd be drawn by a kid with crayons who knows nothing about history.

Here's a nice early entry by Illiterati:



Go to it!
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Finally a photoshop contest my skills can be applied to.
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