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« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2008, 04:13 PM »

This one was completed by someone on stumbledupon but the hobo part made me chuckle:

cum in a box
To all the douches out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to hump just follow these steps
Step 1: fling a hole in a box
Step 2: Put your hobo in that box
Step 3: Make her broke the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my cum in a box, my cum in a box, babe
It's my cum in a box, girl
Mexico ; cum in a box
D-Day ; cum in a box
sleep ; cum in a box
Every single holiday a cum in a box
Over at Hitler's house a cum in a box
Mid-day at the Walmart a cum in a box
Backstage at the Tony\'s a cum in a box huh
a cum in a box!
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« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2008, 05:30 PM »

you might want to put some html filters on those boxes.
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« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2008, 05:50 PM »

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« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2008, 05:53 PM »

Puss filled boil in a box
To all the dinosaurs out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to gallop just follow these steps
Step 1: smuggle a hole in a box
Step 2: Put your kite in that box
Step 3: Make her dig the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my Puss filled boil in a box, my Puss filled boil in a box, babe
It's my Puss filled boil in a box, girl
your mom ; Puss filled boil in a box
Finding Nemo ; Puss filled boil in a box
cuss at children! ; Puss filled boil in a box
Every single holiday a Puss filled boil in a box
Over at Bea Arthur's house a Puss filled boil in a box
Mid-day at the Winn Dixie a Puss filled boil in a box
Backstage at the The Fourth Annual Fuck Yourself's a Puss filled boil in a box meeeeeow
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« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2008, 06:45 PM »

Amy Winehouse, who has been hospitalized and undergoing STOP after collapsing, is suffering the early stages of SPAMMING her father says, later adding, THE. With smoking the FORUM cocaine and the cigarettes, her YOU are all WORTHLESS up, Mitch Winehouse tells Britains FAGGOT . There are KEEP around the chest and THE marks. She's got SHAMELESS percent lung capacity. The WHORING singer, 24, was rushed to the hospital June 16 after CONFINED in her London TO . Tests so far have ruled out ONE , but her father says his daughter has THREAD health problems.

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« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2008, 08:00 PM »

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antidisestablishmentarianism in a box
To all the things out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to go just follow these steps
Step 1: fly a hole in a box
Step 2: Put your baby carrot in that box
Step 3: Make her soar the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my antidisestablishmentarianism in a box, my antidisestablishmentarianism in a box, babe
It's my antidisestablishmentarianism in a box, girl
Gator World ; antidisestablishmentarianism in a box
Emancipation Proclamation ; antidisestablishmentarianism in a box
masturbate ; antidisestablishmentarianism in a box
Every single holiday a antidisestablishmentarianism in a box
Over at Abe Vigoda's house a antidisestablishmentarianism in a box
Mid-day at the Trashy Lingerie a antidisestablishmentarianism in a box
Backstage at the Rasberries a antidisestablishmentarianism in a box bee boo bop
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« Reply #26 on: June 27, 2008, 08:04 PM »

If anyone thinks they can make something funny by putting words into that thing, I think they may be overestimating themselves.
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« Reply #27 on: June 27, 2008, 08:26 PM »

The results don't lie
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« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2008, 09:02 PM »

Actually, I did giggle a little at rickroll.
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« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2008, 01:38 PM »

If you could somehow make it generate the madlibs out of random news articles, it would be a lot less like reading the same joke over and over.
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« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2008, 06:21 PM »

you might want to put some html filters on those boxes.

Now why would I want to put filters in my boxes when I can hear "never gonna give you up?" That is *exactly* how I wanted Bakudai to spend his time. Nice work. I love that song.
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« Reply #31 on: July 02, 2008, 12:40 AM »

Mine's okay. It was actually funnier before I pressed Submit..

Amy Winehouse, who has been hospitalized and undergoing dicks after collapsing, is suffering the early stages of ass cancer her father says, later adding, \"fuck me running\". With smoking the feces cocaine and the cigarettes, her tits are all shat up, Mitch Winehouse tells Britains Hustler . There are Faggots around the chest and shitty marks. She's got alot of faggot percent lung capacity. The fucking jizzy singer, 24, was rushed to the hospital June 16 after assfucking in her London Uterus . Tests so far have ruled out Elephantitis , but her father says his daughter has cock-battered health problems.


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« Reply #32 on: July 02, 2008, 12:47 AM »

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« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2008, 05:15 PM »

fucked-up the shizzle in a box
To all the doritos out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to stuff just follow these steps
Step 1: masturbate a hole in a box
Step 2: Put your torch in that box
Step 3: Make her eat the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my fucked-up the shizzle in a box, my fucked-up the shizzle in a box, babe
It's my fucked-up the shizzle in a box, girl
in a cave somewhere ; fucked-up the shizzle in a box
The Renaissance ; fucked-up the shizzle in a box
download music ; fucked-up the shizzle in a box
Every single holiday a fucked-up the shizzle in a box
Over at Robert Downey, Jr.'s house a fucked-up the shizzle in a box
Mid-day at the Kohl's a fucked-up the shizzle in a box
Backstage at the Oscar's a fucked-up the shizzle in a box Hunky-dory doozie ploozie
a fucked-up the shizzle in a box!

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« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2008, 06:33 PM »

I can't even fathom the horrors you were thinking of.
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« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2008, 04:18 PM »

severed head in a box
To all the psychos out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to fuck just follow these steps
Step 1: penetrate a hole in a box
Step 2: Put your cock in that box
Step 3: Make her anally rape the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my severed head in a box, my severed head in a box, babe
It's my severed head in a box, girl
ass ; severed head in a box
holocaust ; severed head in a box
suckin\' dick ; severed head in a box
Every single holiday a severed head in a box
Over at Hitler's house a severed head in a box
Mid-day at the Pawne Shop a severed head in a box
Backstage at the Nobel\'s a severed head in a box huiafwhwiau
a severed head in a box!
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« Reply #36 on: July 12, 2008, 05:11 PM »

Amy Winehouse, who has been hospitalized and undergoing reduced fat oreos after collapsing, is suffering the early stages of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome her father says, later adding, \"Me so horny! Me love you long time!\". With smoking the children\'s Benadryl cocaine and the cigarettes, her kidneys are all defenestrated up, Mitch Winehouse tells Britains the Chickpea Junction Crier . There are weed whackers around the chest and tingly marks. She's got 83 percent lung capacity. The moist singer, 24, was rushed to the hospital June 16 after raping in her London a cardboard box . Tests so far have ruled out periodontitis , but her father says his daughter has swollen health problems.
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« Reply #37 on: July 14, 2008, 02:04 AM »

These mad libs are so hilarious, I've contracted full blown AIDS!
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« Reply #38 on: July 14, 2008, 07:41 AM »

Mr. Bean in a box
To all the Them out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to jiggle just follow these steps
Step 1: launder a hole in a box
Step 2: Put your Nedroid in that box
Step 3: Make her smoke the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my Mr. Bean in a box, my Mr. Bean in a box, babe
It's my Mr. Bean in a box, girl
Canada ; Mr. Bean in a box
Hiroshima ; Mr. Bean in a box
Women ; Mr. Bean in a box
Every single holiday a Mr. Bean in a box
Over at Franz Ferdinand's house a Mr. Bean in a box
Mid-day at the 7/11 a Mr. Bean in a box
Backstage at the Woodies a Mr. Bean in a box uuuurrrrgggghhhh!
a Mr. Bean in a box!
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