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[Ripper]

Cheer up, you bastards! Have you thought about DACHSHUNDS?



Dachshunds are rad! Look at his little legs- he can hardly keep his tummy off the ground. They have to move super fast to get him where he's going.

What about omelettes?



Man, you could put anything you wanted to in an omelette. You could put ham, or cheese, or broccoli, or sawdust, or mice, or tequila, or ANYTHING. Anything you want can go in an omelette. Omelettes are rad.


HEY! HEY! SPOKEY DOKES!




FUCK yeah, SPOKEY DOKES! All *clikclikclikclikwhirrrrrclikclikclikclikwhirrrrr*. Spokey dokes are rad.


What else is rad today?

[HyperGlavin]

DINOSAUR!

[The Evil Sloth]

Money and Girls.

Awwww yeah.

(Lookit Reginald dance! He is soooo RAD!)

[Tim]

Uno is rad:

This simple card game provides you and your friends with hours of fun times!

When did you last talk to your cousins?

These are your parents' nephews and nieces! How could they be more rad? Oh wait! I know, what if they were also THE CHILDREN OF YOUR AUNTS AND UNCLES?!?! TOTALLY RAD!

How about juggling?

How does he keep the balls in the air? Is it magic? No! It's skill, rad skills is how.

[Illiterati]

Rockets are rad. So are bikes.

But this baby takes the cake:



As a certified Radological expert, I can say with utmost certainty that this rocket bike is indeed rad. Like, for reals.

[oball]

Holy crap, check out this motherfucking Čerenkov radiation!



Charged particles are moving through the insulating water of the reactor faster than the speed of light in water!  That results in this awesome blue glow!  Čerenkov radiation is named after Russian scientist Pavel Alekseyevich Čerenkov!  He got a Nobel Prize in 1958! 

Čerenkov radiation is rad!

[Nedroid]

JARS



Quick!  What's the best kind of container you know?  If you said anything other than "jars," may I suggest you consider jars?

[The Amazing Lactosis-Man]

Rock 'N Roll is always rad!

[anlight]

a swimming pool shaped like i cat is rad.  especially so in the summer. 


also the movie RAD is pretty rad

[Vermillion]

 

This monkey is going to build me a fireplace.  That is so rad.

[BondFiction]

WATER



YOU CAN DRINK IT



YOU CAN SWIM IN IT



YOU CAN KILL WITCHES WITH IT

IT'S SO FUCKING RAD

[Callipygian]

Trebuchets are like ten types of rad.  You can toss a piano with them or even a car.  Trebuchets are definetely rad.

[Jono]

A guy I knew in high school had a dachshund, but the dog had some sort of digestion issue. His longness was problematic. So they'd hang him on the fridge, inside a Christmas stocking, so that gravity would assist his digestion.

No matter how depressed I might get, I can always cheer myself up just by thinking of this ridiculous dachshund, hanging in a bright red stocking, murmuring and pawing at the white fuzzy liner but unable to leave until he digests because he's such an absurdly long dog.

And I'd like to think that that is pretty rad.

[Pirates Wrath]

Yeah! It kills bugs dead! And...wait, what topic is this?

[Oregano Angercock]

A guy I knew in high school had a dachshund, but the dog had some sort of digestion issue. His longness was problematic. So they'd hang him on the fridge, inside a Christmas stocking, so that gravity would assist his digestion.

No matter how depressed I might get, I can always cheer myself up just by thinking of this ridiculous dachshund, hanging in a bright red stocking, murmuring and pawing at the white fuzzy liner but unable to leave until he digests because he's such an absurdly long dog.

And I'd like to think that that is pretty rad.

My Grandmother-in-law had a dachshund that was so long, it broke it's own spine after jumping up and down a couple of times.  One second it's a happy hopping little dog, the next it just flopped to the ground paralyzed (not to worry, she made a full recovery and lived to a ripe old age for a wiener dog). 

Dachshunds are so rad it's kind of pathetic.

[rplaya28]

YEAAA AWESOME RAD

[Rubbin Hood]

Balloons! Balloons are pretty RAD!

[HyperGlavin]

Africa by Toto is hell of rad



If you listen to this song you will always feel rad.


Also, cranes are rad



You got some heavy shit that needs to go a long way up? You need to get yourself a crane, mister. Nobody knows how they do it, but cranes can do some rad lifting.

[Zinjah]

Have you ever launched a rocket?



They're pretty rad.

[candyphobia]

OLD PEOPLE!



Think about the people they've seen in parties during their hay day - Jesus, Roosevelt, Rasputin. They could have met any famous dead people and say "Hey Albert, wanna come to our place for some weed or shit?" just like that.

And now they are old and wrinkly and know shit lot and walk around in their old polyester suits and false teeth and go to dancing in the afternoons without caring about what their kids think because they are so goddamn RAD.