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« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2008, 12:40 PM »
Happy birthday, Gale!

I got you this frankly terrifying video of a Japanese man in a mankini and horse mask cooking wild mushrooms and dancing (NSFW).
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« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2008, 12:43 PM »
Since I am not above regifting, I also got you a whole stable of tiny Nedroid horseys:
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« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2008, 12:44 PM »
Quote from: oball on June 14, 2008, 12:40 PM
Happy birthday, Gale!

I got you this frankly terrifying video of a Japanese man in a mankini and horse mask cooking wild mushrooms and dancing (NSFW).

Balls!  I was looking for that, but you beat me to it.  Oh well.  I got you a big dick, Mr. Gale.
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« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2008, 12:45 PM »
Happy Birthday Gale!



It is a pool party right?
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« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2008, 01:56 PM »
Happy Gayday! I got you a hose
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« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2008, 02:06 PM »
Happy Birthday Gale!!! I got you this pillow so you can relax!
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« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2008, 02:19 PM »


Congrats Gale.
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« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2008, 04:22 PM »
I got you Juan Arteaga's creepy comic book horse thinking about horse-related message board spam that seems to involve a mid-life crisis. It's a double-horse surprise! Which sounds pleasant!

May you have a tention-free birthday.
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« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2008, 04:44 PM »
My good sir I got you the finest whores money can buy. Here's one:


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Oh bollocks, I've never been good at this gift giving lark, get them to do your washing or something then.
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« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2008, 04:48 PM »
That's OK, I'm sure the missus will like that gift just fine.
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« Reply #30 on: June 14, 2008, 05:11 PM »
Happy Birthday, Mr Gale.



I'm not altogether sure what's going on here, but all parties concerned look fairly happy, so who am I to judge.
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« Reply #31 on: June 14, 2008, 06:49 PM »
Happy Birthday Gale!  I got you a date with this guy!  I'll pick up the tab so go wild!
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« Reply #32 on: June 14, 2008, 08:29 PM »
Quote from: Quagmar on June 14, 2008, 12:43 PM
Since I am not above regifting, I also got you a whole stable of tiny Nedroid horseys...

Darn! All I had was one Nedroid Horsey to give him:

Happy Birthday, Mr. Gale!
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« Reply #33 on: June 14, 2008, 09:15 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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« Reply #34 on: June 14, 2008, 09:54 PM »


Happy Birthday! I got you a unicorn and whatever that thing is.
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« Reply #35 on: June 14, 2008, 10:03 PM »
Fuck horses. I got you a fucking zebra.
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« Reply #36 on: June 14, 2008, 10:33 PM »
I got him a damn Okapi. I win.



Happy birthday!
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« Reply #37 on: June 14, 2008, 11:10 PM »
Happy birthday mate. I got you a man kicking a stallion right in the dick. I hear they're all the rage this summer.
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« Reply #38 on: June 14, 2008, 11:37 PM »
Happy birthday you gay, gay man! I got you that mexican bride you wanted. Sorry it's not a dude.
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« Reply #39 on: June 15, 2008, 12:23 AM »
I got you a motherfucking centaur.



Happy Birthday.
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