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« on: June 14, 2008, 08:28 AM »

And his triumpant victory over heterosexuality.

I got you a dog:



His name is sweep.

Happy Birthday, fag.
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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2008, 08:35 AM »

This calls for a HORSE PARTY.



Happy Birthday, Gale.
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2008, 08:39 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2008, 08:40 AM »

HOOOOOOOOOOOORSE PAAAAAAAAAAAARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!



Happy birthday, Gale!
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2008, 09:02 AM »

I don't know this Mr Gale character but I found this and.. just..



Aaaaaaawwwwww..!

I'm also including Manowar's The Demons Whip because no birthday should go without heavy metal.

I wish you an efficient and productive birthday!
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2008, 09:04 AM »

I spoke to a customer at work today called Mrs Gale.

Look at this horse's facial expression. It is as if he is saying "YEEEAAAHH!", as he is clearly a wild and crazy horse who is having difficuly in waiting to party.


Happy Birthday, "Mr" Gale!
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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2008, 09:15 AM »

I got you this top-shelf Security Horse. Here he is moments after busting up an intruder:



Happy Birthday!

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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2008, 09:25 AM »

Happy birthday Gale!

I got you a cold dog being chased by a horse:

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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2008, 09:52 AM »

Happy Galeday Gale!

I got you a rice cooker!

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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2008, 09:57 AM »

Happy Birthday Gale!

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« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2008, 09:58 AM »



Happy birthday Gale! I got you a small kiwi.
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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2008, 10:34 AM »



Happy birthday Gale! I got you an even smaller kiwi.
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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2008, 10:39 AM »

Happy birthday!

Here's 11 tiny Kiwi!

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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2008, 10:40 AM »

If we can just return to the horses for a moment,



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



Happy birthday dude!
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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2008, 10:50 AM »

I ALSO GOT YOU A REEEEEAAALLY SMALL HORSE


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« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2008, 11:26 AM »

Happy birthday



I hope your day doesn't suck major donkey balls, which I'm sure it will...



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« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2008, 11:54 AM »

Happy birthday, Gale!

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« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2008, 12:03 PM »



Happy Birthday!
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« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2008, 12:18 PM »

I got you the prettiest horse I could find, Mr. Gale.



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« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2008, 12:21 PM »

And I got you a smaller rice cooker!

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